Happy New Year with an Orgy Slutload of Fireworks

Happy New Year everyone! Let's ring in the new year with a bang. Or maybe a fizzle since we learned on the Fourth of July that asses and bangs don't go together.

There will be fireworks and women's asses though!


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You wish you could ring in your New Year like that.

Mr and Mrs Judd's Fairytale Wedding.

So, some would say that Chris Judd and Rebecca Twigley's wedding on New Years Eve is the Australian wedding of the year.

I was pretty much super anxious as to what her J'Aton wedding gown would look like.

And Rebecca did not disappoint in the slightest.

She wore an art-deco inspired J'Aton gown which was apparently inspired by New York's Chrysler building.

The stunning gown was hand-made by the J'Aton boys, Jacob Luppino and Anthony Pittorino. 

It featured intricate beading all over the bodice, took over 300 hours to make and weighed 30kg.

Even her bridesmaids wore the most amazing individually tailored strapless J'Aton gowns with a sheer layer.

I think it's safe to say that her dress is beyond beyond beyond incredible.

The bodice, more than anything, is out of this world!

Everything from her stunning gown, to her bridesmaids gowns, to the venue, to her flawless hair and make-up is just pure perfection.

I think she's by far my inspiration for my wedding in the distant, diiistant future.

I'm blown away.

Happy New Year, Everyone!

xo.

Peehole Play and Cervix Stretching

If female peehole play alone isn't enough for you, I have a very weird BDSM clip for you today. Today we'll be mixing peehole sounding with cervix play and cervix stretching. She has giant piercings, tied to string, holding her floppy pussy lips open, and there's some speculum play with the cervix penetration. This is the same woman from the stretched vagina orgasming video. She is definitely a kinky freak and this is not the last we'll be seeing of her.

I'm pretty sure cervix penetration scars your insides up; I also just can't imagine it feels good. There's a reason having a baby hurts and dilating the cervix takes so long. cervix penetration with speculum holding her open.



My vagina just aches watching this. And I don't mean good, moist aching. I mean, gasping and holding my vagina kind of like men do when they get kicked in the balls. I imagine the pain in my ovaries from watching this is about similar.

Learn How to Clean Aluminum Jewelry Pieces

Aluminum jewelry is notorious for attracting dirt and residue from body oils, after a certain period of time. Hence, it is important to clean them to elongate their life and save them from rendering useless in a short span of time. The jewelry cleaners available in markets are generally very harsh and can end up in ruining your favorite aluminum jewelry pieces. Discussed under is a simple step by step procedure using common household ingredients. The best part about it is that these are absolutely harmless on the base metal, that is, aluminum. Check out how to clean aluminum jewelry using homemade jewelry cleaner.

Materials Needed:

• Sauce pan
• Water
• bowl
• Aluminum foil
• 1 Table Spoon of Salt
• 1 Table Spoon of Baking Soda
• 1Table Spoon of Liquid Dish Detergent

Procedure

Step 1
First of all, take a cup of water and heat it in a small sauce pan.

Step 2
Next, you are required to cut a piece of aluminum foil with the size as that of a small bowl's base diameter.

Read the rest of the article here: Learn How to Clean Aluminum Jewelry Pieces

You might also be interested in : How to Clean Nose Rings: Quick Tips

Happy New Year...

Nothing says festive quite like a Miu Miu bag filled with streamers & treats...

...Blondie donning lame & a festive Tiara...

...remnants of red party balloons on a vaulted ceiling...

or a boatload of fireworks....


At the End of one decade and at the start of another, I want to say Thank You & Wish all of You a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


See you in 2011!!!

PAUL RUBIN R.I.P.

My oldest friend PAUL RUBIN passed away on Christmas Eve morning.

He was my running buddy back in the days of early teenage hood when I was young and innocent and Paul was a whole lot more sophisticated about the ways of the world; how to get around New York City and find the cool stuff (like THE MEMORY SHOP movie memorabilia joint) and girls. And most importantly, puppets!!!

(Me, Rowlf, Jim Henson, and Paul on the set of A SUMMER PLACE on CBS circa back in the day)

As everybody knows, I'm a puppeteer and have been since I could stick my hand over the crib. Paul was once a puppeteer too. That's how we met.
To New York City people of my generation there were a few truly magical names. Names like Sandy Becker, Soupy Sales and especially Chuck McCann. These guys had local TV shows with puppets and cartoons and they were on everyday and we all watched them. Some of us were adventurous enough to leave our living rooms and head to the TV studios where these heroes did their shows. I did. And so did Paul.

(That's Paul working the Paul Ashley puppets during a break at Chuck's WPIX-TV11 show LET'S HAVE FUN)

One day, at Chuck McCann's LAUREL & HARDY FIX-IT SHOPPE SHOW, our paths crossed. I went to Channel 5 and saw Chuck, who said I had to sit in the viewers booth today. So I climbed the lonely stairs and there behind the glass window sat a handsome boy about my own age with nicely-combed hair, wearing a well-tailored blue suit, with a pretty girl friend on his arm. When I walked in he turned and said to me "what the hell were you doing down there?" Well, I liked Laurel and Hardy and since I was Chubby I assumed the role of Ollie and said "Well never you mind!" Then skinny Paul began to cry like Stanley. And right at that moment we became life-long friends. We put together a Laurel and Hardy act. . . . . . and eventually performed on The Joe Franklin MEMORY LANE TV Show!

We built puppets, did shows at schools, and met the greats.

We learned "Who's On First" and did it for anyone who would listen.
(with JOEY FAYE in the hallway of WOR-TV9 prior to a JOE FRANKLIN appearance)

We traveled around the city, started a company RUMAR ENTERPRISES. . .

(with Jack Burns from Burns & Schrieber)

. . . met celebrities and even put out a magazine called Celebrity Post!

For almost 4 years we were inseparable.
New friends came into our lives and we went our several ways. Sometimes losing touch for years as craziness kicked in and yet? We never left each others hearts.
We reconnected in a more or less permanent way these past 10 years, talking a couple of times a month, a week, sometimes a day. The last few months were rough when Paul got sick, and then when I received an email from his sister Amy that he was taken to the hospital, I knew I had to visit him. But not just me. Remember earlier when I mentioned the name of kid show host Sandy Becker? When Sandy passed away Olga and I inherited his puppets, and one of Paul's and my favorite was a feisty little German named GEEBA GEEBA. When I walked into his hospital room, he was not alert. Amy rubbed his chest and brought him to consciousness and told him I was there. He struggled to open his eyes and when I caught his attention, I told him I brought someone to see him, and pulled Geeba Geeba from my black bag, put him on my hand and had him say:
"Hello dere Paul! Remember me? I remember you ven you used to be black und vite."
And he smiled. And they talked. And through Geeba, Paul and I reminisced about the highlights of our life together. He held Geeba's little hand and hugged him. When it was time to pack Geeba away, Paul struggled with his hand and signaled us closer. Geeba and I leaned down and Paul smiled and whispered to us "Thanks for the memories."

Paul, I want to say thank YOU, for the memories. You will always be part of my story.

http://flexitoon.blogspot.com/2010/04/for-love-of-laurel-and-hardy.html

Alexander McQueen Lust-Have.

Santa, excuse me for my tardiness but, p-p-please?

I will literally wear this everywhere. It shall reside in the over-used/over-loved pile oh so fittingly.

All the love in the world, Me. x.

Alexander McQueen Gold Knuckle Box Clutch.

Female Peehole Sounding

I realized, in the beginning of this blog of the weird, macabre and questionably sexy, I did quite a few videos of peehole sounding. It has occurred to me that all of those were being done by men. Never fear, women get into peehole play too.

This one is a lesbian though, so don't get too excited, boys.

Fashion Journal #101

Ever since spotting this editorial, featured in the Fashion Journal 101 issue, I've been searching for it everywhere.

I was in complete awe as it epitomises the Australian summer and such current lust-worthy fashion.

I want look 1 and 5 so badly.

Photography: Emily Abay

Hair/Make-Up: Merton Muaremi

Styling: Rikki Lee Lacco

Model: Caitlyn Lomax @ Giant Management

Jennifer Hawkins.

I've never been a great big fan of Jennifer Hawkins, I mean, yeah, she's super stunning and all, 

but it's her killer wardrobe that has me stunned. 

I love how she plays with loose and fitted looks and always has a statement blazer on the go.

I want pretty much everything she's wearing here. Mostly the Ellery pieces.

Which look do you like best?

Source: zimbio + tlfan

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas!

I hope Santa spoiled all of you lovelies rotten over the Christmas period.

But more importantly, I hope you smothered your family and friends with tonnes and tonnes of love.

It's been the busiest couple of weeks and I look forward to bringing in the new year 

with a cocktail or two with the people that matter to me most.

Thank you to all of you that read and follow my blog - you all mean so much to me!

Big, big hugs from me to you.

♥

After Christmas Break

Santa rewards his little, blonde bimbo... I mean helper, after she's worked so hard through Christmas. She even gets her own special Christmas present.




And Santa gets rewarded for being on the 'Good' list. Or maybe that's the 'Naughty' list reward.

Merry Christmas MSFTs

Christmas special. Frosty needs love too. Furthermore, she’s fucking his carrot nose. Two fetishes in one!

MERRIE CHRISTMAS 2010

Christmas - - childhood.Dreams.Puppets.Sandy Becker's Christmas Carol.Chuck McCann's Christmas Specials.Jerry Mahoney dummies. Jingle Dingle Dolls. Family. Love.

Dressing Up For An Interview: The Essentials

Dressing up for an interview can be really daunting. Being a formal occasion, one should be really careful about his attire as a wrong choice of style, color etc can cost you a job hence, it is imperative to give proper attention towards the interview outfit. Discussed under are few tips which can help you make the right impression at the interview. Take a look at some of the interview tips here:

Clothes
One has to be strictly dressed in formals for an interview. Even if the profile is not as formal as that of a management trainee or law practitioner, it is always wise to opt for clothes which are formal to a certain extent. Suits in the safe shades of black, navy or grey can never go wrong as interview dresses. Team them up with a blue or white shirt along with black leather lace up shoes and a black belt. Pick up a necktie that goes well with the suit as well as the shirt color and you are done with the perfect dress for an interview. In case of a not so formal interview, a well pressed khaki trousers with a button down shirt and leather dress shoes and probably a blazer can look wonderfully well

Read the Rest of the article at Dressing Up For An Interview: The Essentials

Happy Holidays!!!

Wishing all of my readers the best of the Holiday Season!!!

Be Chic!!

Be Merry!!!