Clown Fetish Midgets

My boyfriend sent this to me. I really, really hate my boyfriend. Though I guess he was getting me back because I usually test all this material on him - and without warning about what pictures I'm sending. Is it naked pictures of me? Or a woman masturbating with shit?

There is so much weird here, I'm not even sure where to start. So midget, clown, obesity, diaper play, birthday party.

Go!



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I really, really wanted him to squeeze her boobs and go 'honk honk' and her to orgasm. That would have been ultimately hilarious, but his facial expressions when they focus on him for like a whole minute are great.

Balloon Looner: The Balloon Fetish Video

Did you, once upon a time, fear you were a pedophile because you got excited everytime you were at a children's party? Did you later discover it was not the snot-nosed children that were exciting you, but the smell of latex and the feel of electro-static prickling the hair on the back of your neck that got your cock standing on end - or pussy all gushing wet?


You probably have a balloon or looner fetish then. Watch this man display just how much he loves this balloon as he humps it.



There are many classes of balloon fetishism. Some believe they need to pop the balloon to achieve climax - is that like a balloon snuff film? - and others think popping the balloon is blasphemous.

Where do you fall?

Let Us Count the Ways: Diapered Cross Dressing School Girl Plushie

Is animatronic horse fucking while wearing a fursuit head too normal for you? Then let's give this video a try.

This video is 24 minutes long so if you want the full effect, be ready for a sit-in. While we watch, let's count the number of fetishes this guy pulls off in just a 24 minute span.




I’m not even sure how many fetishes this covers. Let’s count them off.

1. School girl fetish
2. Crossdressing
3. Plushie sex
4. Breastfeeding - pretend as ‘she’ lacks mammary glands and the ‘baby’ is a hermaphroditic, pink unicorn
5. Dildo toys
6. Anal sex
7. Fleshlight toys
8. Shemale fetish - I’m calling the unicorn plushie a herm, because it has both a dildo and a Fleshlight.
9. Diaper play - I’m pretty sure ‘she’ is wearing a diaper with that school girl uniform.
10. Pearl necklace on that unicorn, just for a nice round number of fetishes.

So that’s 10 fetishes in one video! And I’m sure there’s some stuff I didn’t even think of. What else do you see?