Tantrasex Massage

After all the tantra massage stuff I posted last month, I thought it was time I showed a sensual gay massage. This is definitely not like those straight men, gay sex massage videos. This is a completely sensual, tantrasex massage.

Tantra Nude Massages

Wait, more yoni tantra massage? This just seems unfair! Why aren't any cocks getting massaged?!

In due time, young grasshopper, in due time.

Also, I have been doing research for a book I am writing and it involves a great deal of tantra. The yoni tantra massage was the first thing I introduced. I've expanded my video finds so there will be more tantrasex and nude massages to come.



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All the candles in this video gave me a really good idea that the previous one did not inspire. Why not use these cute massage wax candles to make this even more sensual? If you haven't done it, I highly recommend it. I'll be trying it soon. I might report back.

Yoni Tantra Massage

Today we're going to take a look at the Indian culture and the practice of tantra. This video is not an exact replica of the yoni tantra massage experience, but it is a very interesting modern take on it. (In case you couldn't tell by my tone, I really don't find this to be weird; I do, however, find it very interesting and think others might enjoy it, too).

What's weird is, I discovered this yoni massage is somehow related to the ball stretching massage I was so absolutely confused by a few months ago. That's right, massage her vagina, she'll pull on your nuts in return. Just like a woman!




She has really awesome nipples. For some reason I just could not stop thinking how awesome they looked.

This video also got me thinking that this would be pretty easy to do at home with some Kama Sutra massage oil. I used to have this exact same one, even in the vanilla flavor. It worked well as a massage oil and tasted good afterward.

If you try this at home, let me know how it goes!

Tricked Straight Men: Gay Sex

I just had to come back to Massage Bait one more time. I found this video when I was looking through their content and it just left me scratching my head because during the regular part of the massage, this hairy bear has a raging boner.

My immediate thought was, "How do you handle that during a real massage?" It's bound to happen, right? (Yet another reason I am a proud owner of a vagina). So do you just lay there and pretend it's not happening? And as the massage therapist what do you do? Hopefully not spread massage oil all over it like in this massage fetish video, but hey, let me know!




Once again remember that this guy is supposed to be one of the dozens of poor, tricked straight men. Gay sex is just a natural outcome of having a gay masseuse.

Gay Massage Fetish

Okay, once again I have returned. I swear I'm going to get my act together. I've just had a few clusterfuck of life events happen and well, I'm the only one running this so it suffers when I do. But, I come with a video.



Wait, what the hell? That's just gay sex! How is that weird?! Seriously? Weeks behind in posting and this is what you offer?

Now, now, calm down. You just have to see where this gay sex video actually started! I've offered massage fetish videos for straight men and massage fetish videos for women, but never anything for the gay man. Let's watch.



Supposedly these are straight men who ordered a massage after being given muscle boy's name by a friend. They are so absolutely seduced by his touch that when he starts oiling up their cocks they just lay there.

And I guess because they let him give them a handjob and/or blowjob, they think it's only right he get to fuck them in the ass. ...Wait. What?!

Oh, and if the actors from Massage Bait are straight, I'm going to grow a penis tomorrow. The ones with tattoos are especially lol-worthy since no straight man would tattoo a fairy on his lower back or pride stars on his chest.

Ass Massage with Ball Stretching

A really unattractive woman gives an ass and ball massage to a man. Is it bad that I actually thought this was a woman during the ass massage? It wasn't until suddenly those balls were pulled into the massage fetish video that I realized it was a man. And actually, at first I just stared at the excess skin going, "what the fuck is that?" She does some serious ball stretching on that poor guy. Who goes in for a massage like this and why?

And what the hell is all that stuff in the photo shot? Are those condoms and lube? What is that for in Thai massage? Someone please tell me!


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BDSM Clip: Foot Fetishism

This is a weird foot fetish video where a Mistress wants to have the biggest feet. What woman wants to have BIG feet? That’s so weird. The slave girl doesn’t really have pretty feet; the fact that she has cankles is pretty unattractive. And the mistress doesn’t look like she has size 9 feet.




If you're just a weirdo here for the foot fetish stuff, what the hell is wrong with you? But really, you ought to head over to the foot rape blog, because it has way more feet videos to please your sick desires. And no snark!

Awkward Erotic Foot Massage Fetish

This decent looking blonde Russian girl looks entirely too awkward while receiving a foot massage. I know it's supposed to be feet XXX porn, but does she really have to pretend she's instantly horny and massaging her tits while eating?

It's all just a very strange combination and I just stared more than laughed - and wished I could have a foot massage, dammit.




If you're just here for the foot fetish videos, get off my blog! Well I mean, you can stay, but you'd probably have more fun over at the foot rape blog. It caters to your likes, and without my lovable, snarky self.

Tantra Massage Fetish

As an extension of the massage fetish videos I've been posting, I wanted to do one on tantra.

This isn’t weird so much as I just think everyone should see it, because the tantra massage fetish is kind of interesting - and that is the whole point of this blog: funny weird and interesting. What makes this video weird is that she looks entirely dead while he’s 'igniting her lusts'. She doesn't even look happy about receiving a massage!




This video is instructional, you know, in case you were too busy beating off to notice. So if you actually have a loved one that you could try this with (oh who'm I kidding? You're a lonely bastard with Cheetos stained fingertips), this chocolate flavored massage oil is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. It should heighten the pleasure in multiple ways.

Or you can just sit and eat it out of the bottle, because I know you were thinking about it.

Erotic Japanese Massage

Apparently it’s common to get a free erotic Japanese massage in exchange for letting a company (of which there are many making money off the erotic Japanese massage fetish) film you. The women are everyday women that walk-in to get a massage oil treatment. At least the ones who aren’t squealing and squeaking the whole time are. The ones making high-pitched noises that make your dog cry in pain are bad actresses poorly capitalizing on the everyday erotic Japanese massage fetishist being too stupid to realize it's not real.




I love how this girl is nervous about her skirt falling when he's stretching her back. You're about to flash him your tits and let the whole world see them on video! Are you really so embarrassed about flashing your pantyhose- and panty-clad ass?

Erotic Lesbian Massage Fetish

Tired of all those shemale fetish videos?

This is one of those sweet, cuddly, erotic massage fetish pornos made for women by women. I don’t get it, personally. As a woman, when I want to watch porno, I don’t want to watch people being sweet and cuddly, I want to watch people fuck. I do understand how traditional ‘lesbian’ porn wouldn’t appeal to real lesbians (you know, with the insane press-on fingernails they finger each other with), but this doesn’t appeal on a sexual level to me at all. It is nice and relaxing though, so maybe if you have blue balls it will ease it faster?

Someone experiment and get back to me.

Staged Lesbian Feet XXX Rape

The lesbian version of feet XXX rape. Of course, this one was all staged and everyone involved was aware it was happening.




If you are just coming here hoping I'll post more foot stuff, you really should just go check out the foot rape blog instead. It serves all your sick foot desires.

Feet XXX Rape

You know, it's one thing to lick and suck on feet and toes when the receiver is awake, like the guy from this other feet XXX video, but this guy takes the cake. He gets women drunk - or drugs them with Ambien - at parties at his house, offers them a place to pass out and while they're passed out he goes into the room and diddles their feet.


This should be considered rape. He is deriving a lot of sexual pleasure from this, obviously, and she is totally unaware and totally non-consenting. He has 29 other videos of doing this exact same thing. There are hundreds of comments of him explaining how he tricks women into letting him touch and play with their feet in a variety of ways and others encouraging it and wanting to know how he gets so lucky.



...I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but somehow this, despite having neither a pussy nor a cock in it, is the most disgusting for me. This really is like rape. And the women most likely don't even know they end up on Youtube for a bunch of foot fetishists to jerk off over.

Same guy, different girl.

This one is actually awake. She just played along with him because part of his foot fetish is that the girl needs to sleep through it.

...so he only derives pleasure from something when she is gaining nothing from it? I smell something Freudian. Any psychotherapists want to analyze that?



Want to know why he shows the poor girl's faces before violating them and posting them on Youtube?

This is a comment from a similar video from a different user who rarely gets faceshots of his unwilling, unconscious victims.

piderwadeywine: yea u really need a quick face shot so we no this isn't just sum but ugly chicks feet cuz tht would be really gross to jack off to i won't even watch it unless i get to see a face in it

If you get off on this, because you're a nasty, fucking bastard, do us all a favor and go to the foot rape blog instead of here. This type of content overwhelms the site. Enjoy.

Foot XXX Massage

.... wait, I take back what I said about the foot massage video yesterday. If it has to end like this, then I’m not interested. I had my fingers sucked once - while I was asleep on a Greyhound bus (that’ll teach me to sleep). It was the grossest feeling in the world. I can’t imagine the feeling of saliva squishing between my toes. EWWWW.

For the record, some of those toenails look fucking nasty. Also, I’ve licked some rough textured things before - and if you try to say your feet aren't rough from calluses you're a damn liar and probably think your shit smells like roses. I can't imagine that feels good on your tongue, the licking a foot thing, not shit.



Are you a foot fetishist wishing I'd stop making snarky comments about ugly feet? Do you wish I'd just go away so you could jack off to pretty feet? Wish granted! Hit up the foot rape blog for everything foot related, and without me at all.

Foot Massage Fetish

There’s nothing really weird about this. It's just an 11 minute foot massage. Fetish, perhaps, but nothing kinky or sexual happens. The weirdest thing about it, is that it's on a porn site. That in itself may be weird, but not kinky.

I just wanted to say, I want to borrow this guy’s slave for a while. I would love an 11 minute foot massage. I want this erotic Japanese massage too, though I might be asleep before the good stuff.



Are you just coming back time and time again hoping for more foot related material? More feet XXX videos and foot massages and toe sucking? Well, get a life, you nasty perv! Or go check out the foot rape blog which caters, lovingly, to that particular fetish.

Massage Fetish Porn

I’m between too relaxed to move and horny. Quite a conundrum. At least she doesn’t squeal like this annoying schoolgirl massage recipient, making this massage a believable one.

Most of the massage is also accurate; they never massage the breast tissue directly, only the surrounding skin and muscles, they massage the stomach in the correct direction - right side to left side in a horse-shoe shape, the client is lifted to remove the robe instead of being asked to do so, enough massage oil is used without drowning her in it, etc.



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Erotic Japanese Massage

Full school girl outfit during an erotic Japanese massage - white socks included. Even if massaging a Japanese school girl is your fetish, this girl probably squeaks way too much to enjoy and get yourself off to.

Is it just me or does the woman being massaged look absolutely horrified? I know she's acting and all, but really, she has that genuine 'what am I supposed to be doing?' horrified look on her face.

Orgasm for the Ear - Eargasm

I think ear cleaning - Asian style, where they have hard ear wax and use ear picks - is the newest type of porn. Just look at him having an orgasm - eargasm? - around 2:40.

Not convinced that guy was eargasming from his ear cleaning? Watch this clip from the movie Bonten and see how these women squirm and moan while their ears are cleaned. Personally, I'd be afraid of a ruptured eardrum from all that movement. Being a screamer and shaker would be as bad for eargasms as it is for small, thin-walled apartments.




Personally, I really enjoy watching ear picking videos - like the one right above; just watching makes my skin tingle and my ears feel good. I almost want to have this done, but I have a fear that it won’t be nearly as good as I think it will be - and I don’t think I could ever have an eargasm like the Vegeta wannabe in ニコから.



For the record, that girl in the Dragon Ball Z wannabe video needs blue hair to complete the Dragon Ball Z fantasy; just sayin’. She’s also having far too hard of a time playing along with the fantasy, not that I can say I blame her. The guy would have had a punctured eardrum from me rolling about laughing at him.