Sex in Public

If sex on the beach sounds a bit too... well let's just say you don't want to know some of the places you can find sand when you're done, then you might want to try having sex in a park. Yet another place where it's legal to have sex in public, Amsterdam.

What isn't legal in Amsterdam though?

Image via WikipediaPublic sex is a common fantasy of many people, but laws in most states and countries would have it labeled as public indecency, or worse if any minors were to happen upon you while you were making love. It is not illegal in all places though; Vondelpark is friendly to such activity.

Step 1: If you're not from the Netherlands, book a flight to Amsterdam.

Step 2: Arrange for transportation once in Amsterdam.

Step 3: Go to Vondelpark which is located at the extreme southern edge of the center of the city.

Step 4: Go only to Vondelpark at nighttime as this is when the it is legal to have sex in public.

Step 5: Seek out the heavily wooded area of the park. Find a point that is secluded from others(or close, whatever suits you and those near you).

Step 6: The genitals of both couples must be uncovered, though you may feel free to get completely nude.

Step 7: Remember protection. Even if you are in a monogamous relationship, if you do not want children you should always use protection.

Step 8: Make love in whatever position suits you; if you choose to lay on the ground in some position, I suggest you bring a blanket as the wooded area can have loose sticks, sharp rocks or bugs.

Step 9: Do not feel rushed. As long as it is dark and you break no other laws, you are within the laws of Amsterdam.

Step 10: Collect any trash.

Step 11: Leave when you are finished with your public sex experience.

Tips:

Don't make too much noise. Police are allowed to throw out noisy couples.

Smoking marijuana in Vondelpark is allowed, and can make sex in public a bit more fun, though the locals do not appreciate if you do it around their children.

Topless sunbathing is generally allowed during all times at Vondelpark.

Vondelpark is used heavily by gay and lesbian couples; all couples(straight or gay) are welcome.

Leaving behind trash(condoms, condom wrappers or other trash) is illegal and you can be arrested for this.