Sex in Public

If sex on the beach sounds a bit too... well let's just say you don't want to know some of the places you can find sand when you're done, then you might want to try having sex in a park. Yet another place where it's legal to have sex in public, Amsterdam.

What isn't legal in Amsterdam though?

Image via WikipediaPublic sex is a common fantasy of many people, but laws in most states and countries would have it labeled as public indecency, or worse if any minors were to happen upon you while you were making love. It is not illegal in all places though; Vondelpark is friendly to such activity.

Step 1: If you're not from the Netherlands, book a flight to Amsterdam.

Step 2: Arrange for transportation once in Amsterdam.

Step 3: Go to Vondelpark which is located at the extreme southern edge of the center of the city.

Step 4: Go only to Vondelpark at nighttime as this is when the it is legal to have sex in public.

Step 5: Seek out the heavily wooded area of the park. Find a point that is secluded from others(or close, whatever suits you and those near you).

Step 6: The genitals of both couples must be uncovered, though you may feel free to get completely nude.

Step 7: Remember protection. Even if you are in a monogamous relationship, if you do not want children you should always use protection.

Step 8: Make love in whatever position suits you; if you choose to lay on the ground in some position, I suggest you bring a blanket as the wooded area can have loose sticks, sharp rocks or bugs.

Step 9: Do not feel rushed. As long as it is dark and you break no other laws, you are within the laws of Amsterdam.

Step 10: Collect any trash.

Step 11: Leave when you are finished with your public sex experience.

Tips:

Don't make too much noise. Police are allowed to throw out noisy couples.

Smoking marijuana in Vondelpark is allowed, and can make sex in public a bit more fun, though the locals do not appreciate if you do it around their children.

Topless sunbathing is generally allowed during all times at Vondelpark.

Vondelpark is used heavily by gay and lesbian couples; all couples(straight or gay) are welcome.

Leaving behind trash(condoms, condom wrappers or other trash) is illegal and you can be arrested for this.

Public Piss Slave

To keep with the public sex combo BDSM clip and other fetishes thing I've got going, here's one sure to... well probably disgust you.

Piss slaves - I think they must be piss slaves, or at least slaves to money who have no morals - pissing in public. If only they were pissing on national monuments I might actually be impressed. Just pissing on a sidewalk or behind a bus is more like something a dirty, drunk and deranged homeless person does.


How does someone jerk off to this? And do they jerk off equal amounts to bums pissing on the street?


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Some of those pussies are seriously fucked up looking. Your inner labia are not the curtains of your vulva. K? Thnx, bai.

Sex on the Beach

I'm still not sure if this BDSM clip is actually in real public or in a staged public setting, but I thought I'd give some tips for people who want to have sex in public legally. Yes, that's right, it is legal to have sex in public in some places. First up, let's talk about the UK.

Image via WikipediaIf the sandy shores of a sunset beach have ever struck you as the ideal romantic rendezvous, don’t brush it away as an illegal fantasy. Plan your next vacation instead! Plan your trip to the beaches of the UK where sex on the beach is legal. Not only is there the adrenaline rush from such a spontaneous and public show of love, but there’s a romantic, intimate and less rushed experience if you are both living out your fantasy.

Step 1: Research for your preferred beach in the UK. I suggest a beach such as Brighton or Durness.

Step 2: Plan a flight to the UK.

Step 3: Get a hotel on or near the beach of your choice.

Step 4: Seek a secluded location on the beach.

Step 5: Lay out a blanket or extra large towel to protect yourself from sand creeping into unwelcome places. A regular beach towel will probably not be sufficient.

Step 6: The genitals must be uncovered to engage in public sex.

Step 7: Protection is recommended. Even in a monogamous relationship it is wise to use a condom.

Step 8: Have sex however you wish.

Step 9: Keep noise to a minimum. If other beachgoers stumble upon you and complain to the authorities you can be charged and fined. This is only legal if you do not offend others.

Step 10: Be respectful of police. If an officer comes across you, you will probably only be issued a warning, as there is no law against sex on the beach. Do not be rude to an officer issuing a warning though.

Tips:

The Sexual Offences Act of 2003 does not legislate against sex on the beach as long as the sex is consensual.

The Ministry of Justice released this quote on the act: "Effectively sex on the beach in isolated places is allowed, so long as there is a reasonable expectation of privacy - which someone engaging in such an activity would be expected to prove."

UK authorities will usually ignore it if a couple is sexually active in an isolated spot and are not attempting to draw attention to themselves.

BDSM Clip

I realized today that there was something I had not posted very much of and it surprised me a bit to realize this. I have only posted a BDSM clip here and there, and that's bizarre because BDSM is like furries, it gets combined with just about every fetish imaginable.

So here's a hard BDSM fuck. Of course, I'm not sure how actual BDSM it is since the girl is clearly making demands, such as "I want the audience to call me a fucking whore!" I'm also not sure this is really in 'public' or even with a non-porno industry audience, but it's an interesting twist on the public sex idea if it is.