I waited until after Valentines Day to share these precious desserts because... well it's obviously not Valentines Day desserts that they're using. It is really freaky though and all the leftover Valentines candy I saw at the store made me think about this.
Two late 30's women are dressed up in slutty clothing in childish colors, one of them even looks like that pink haired girl from Lazy Town, and one gets big suckers shoved up her pussy.
Serious pussy stretching going on with candy; I ... never wanted to imagine this at all, but now I do want to laugh at it.
Can you say yeast infection? She will be tomorrow. The yeast will be feasting on those jellybeans stuck in her snatch for days!
Showing posts with label Valentines Day Games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentines Day Games. Show all posts
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Valentines Day Present
You know, usually I post videos to laugh at. Usually, all us MSFTs get together and have a great giggle over people's weird fetishes, poorly made videos and all that. But while looking for the perfect Valentines Day present to complete the virtual Valentines gift baskets I've put together here, I found this video.
I did not laugh. Instead, I sat and stared, absolutely transfixed by the erotic, sensual nature of the video.
Perhaps that is the mystery for the sex fetish theater today. How some porn can actually captivate you and seem loving.
Enjoy your Valentines Day gift, MSFTs. I don't see many more videos like this happening.
Don't be frightened, my little MSFTs, tomorrow I shall return with more porn to make fun of.
I did not laugh. Instead, I sat and stared, absolutely transfixed by the erotic, sensual nature of the video.
Perhaps that is the mystery for the sex fetish theater today. How some porn can actually captivate you and seem loving.
Enjoy your Valentines Day gift, MSFTs. I don't see many more videos like this happening.
Don't be frightened, my little MSFTs, tomorrow I shall return with more porn to make fun of.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Valentines Day Balloon Popping
These aren't really Valentines day balloons, I guess since they're all kinds of colors, but the soft, pastel colors make me think of Valentines Day anyway.
This girl is getting her introduction into the balloon looner fetish; Valentines Day balloon popping fetish for your lolling pleasure. Or if you're feeling daring today, go set up your own Valentines Day games in a bathtub full of balloons! Remember, even if they're latex, they don't protect from STDs, pregnancy or... anything really. You might even get a rash on your snatch.
...just sayin'.
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The fact that she has so much trouble popping those balloons when the guy so obviously wants to get off to her popping it is hilarious.
This girl is getting her introduction into the balloon looner fetish; Valentines Day balloon popping fetish for your lolling pleasure. Or if you're feeling daring today, go set up your own Valentines Day games in a bathtub full of balloons! Remember, even if they're latex, they don't protect from STDs, pregnancy or... anything really. You might even get a rash on your snatch.
...just sayin'.
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The fact that she has so much trouble popping those balloons when the guy so obviously wants to get off to her popping it is hilarious.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Advanced Masturbation Techniques for Valentines Day
As usual, I almost always end up focusing on the 'male fantasy' during holidays - of course, most porn is made for men so that could be why, and also, most men have the weirdest fucking fetishes they want women to live out, but are too pussy to ask a real woman to do. Thus, sex fetish porn is born.
Anyway, rambling aside, I bring a little something for the ladies and a tiny something for the plushie yiff fans.
What do you mean posing your cock with stuffed animals is weird? And that the odd montage of a random girl at the end is weird? Obviously you're just crazy because this is what every girl wants for Valentines Day.
Anyway, rambling aside, I bring a little something for the ladies and a tiny something for the plushie yiff fans.
What do you mean posing your cock with stuffed animals is weird? And that the odd montage of a random girl at the end is weird? Obviously you're just crazy because this is what every girl wants for Valentines Day.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Valentines Desserts
More Valentines Day games with chocolate!
According to the throaty, whispery porn star - whom I want to punch for using that fake, stupid sounding voice - this is a hot fudge sundae, so maybe it's more like Valentines desserts than games.
I've never seen three girls pretend to be so happy about sharing one rather lame and unimpressive Valentines dessert before.
According to the throaty, whispery porn star - whom I want to punch for using that fake, stupid sounding voice - this is a hot fudge sundae, so maybe it's more like Valentines desserts than games.
I've never seen three girls pretend to be so happy about sharing one rather lame and unimpressive Valentines dessert before.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Valentines Day Games with Chocolate
I'm kicking off Valentines Day early with some tips for Valentines Day games, desserts, toys and other ideas for the holiday!
What are Valentines Day games without chocolate? Nothing, I tell you, absolutely nothing! So go buy some chocolate sauce and prepare a sexy Valentines Day game for yourself and your lover. Or just yourself if you're single; no reason you can't treat yourself.
Boobs covered in chocolate aught to be great Valentines Day desserts, but... there's something wonky and nasty about those tits. Definitely lulz-worthy, but not Valentines worthy.
What is this guy's obsession with making those saggy tits clap? I made my boobs clap once just to see if it would work. It did, but there was absolutely nothing sexy about it (and my boobs look better than hers) and it was really uncomfortable.
What are Valentines Day games without chocolate? Nothing, I tell you, absolutely nothing! So go buy some chocolate sauce and prepare a sexy Valentines Day game for yourself and your lover. Or just yourself if you're single; no reason you can't treat yourself.
Boobs covered in chocolate aught to be great Valentines Day desserts, but... there's something wonky and nasty about those tits. Definitely lulz-worthy, but not Valentines worthy.
What is this guy's obsession with making those saggy tits clap? I made my boobs clap once just to see if it would work. It did, but there was absolutely nothing sexy about it (and my boobs look better than hers) and it was really uncomfortable.
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