Food Eating Fetish-ist Ate My Birthday Cake!

I bought a delicious three-layer cake for all of you for my birthday!

And don't worry about the whole cake fucking thing last year - and if you had some and got sick, you can't say I didn't warn you - but this year I watched the production and I promise, no one fucked this cake.

So go on and have a piece!



Of course, don't put your fingers near it's mouth or it might eat your fingers too.

Is it just me or does that face look like something off "The Hills Have Eyes"? Is she their MOTHER!?

Fat Fetish with Fruit Fetish

Obesity is funny, especially when the person seems to think they are attractive. Not only does this man have an unhealthy fascination with fucking fruit - and his asshole looks like it is seriously messed up - but his flaps of fat on his ass and legs are black and grey. Seriously, how long do you have to sit on your fat ass every day to make your skin look necrotic?

Fat and Hairy Fetish

All I could think while trying to watch this video to see what it was all about was 'omg, my eyes!' and how badly I wished the product 'eye bleach' really existed. I pondered using real bleach on my eyes, but decided if I was to have a last vision it would not be that.

This fat, hairy bear has so much body fat who has, not one set of moobs, but TWO. That's two sets of man boobs! Just... ew.

At least he doesn't call himself big and beautiful like obese women do.