Shemale Fetish Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Street Fighter Porno

Whoever thought Chun Li would serve the shemale fetish crowd? Beyond that, who expected she would be stuffing dildos into her stretched vagina and asshole while having beads stuffed down her pisshole and into her nipples. That's right, right in her nipples.

All while she sucks her own dick.

What the hell? Just, what the hell?




I especially love how shocked Chun Li looks about sucking her own dick and cumming. Did she not realize it was happening?

Fat Fetish with Fruit Fetish

Obesity is funny, especially when the person seems to think they are attractive. Not only does this man have an unhealthy fascination with fucking fruit - and his asshole looks like it is seriously messed up - but his flaps of fat on his ass and legs are black and grey. Seriously, how long do you have to sit on your fat ass every day to make your skin look necrotic?

Weird Hentai Shows

The whole Princess Knight hentai shows thing is apparently really popular, because there are entire batches of these things done. This is the third, and final episode, of the Himekishi Catue show. It's actually pretty weird throughout, this was just the one with an anthro dragon yiff scene which made me laugh so hard.

Once again we have the incest fetish covered as well as gushing cum fountains, stomach inflation, stretched vaginas and assholes, hentai monster sex and much, much more.

Something is really, really wrong with these hentai producers.

Prolapsed Vagina Tutorial

Learn how to prolapse your own asshole! You are taught how to get a prolapsed vagina if you so desire, too! Because what's sexier than getting a prolapse during sex?

Oh right, not having your vagina or asshole fall out during sex. Or maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Whatever. This tutorial made me laugh my ass off... out?

Oh and watch for the part where the woman sticks her nipple into the other woman's prolapsed vagina like she's fucking it. WTF? Just... WTF?

Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Sex Machine

I don't usually care much for sex toys, but this fetish fantasy inflatable sex machine looks freaking awesome!

I've seen tons of fuck machines online, but they always look less than safe and some even strike me as hazards because of how they're made with no cushioning and gears and metal bits and bobs sticking out. This thing looks amazing though.

I'm going to consider investing in one.




Just compare that rather gentle looking thing to the awful, mechanical thing below.



I just don't think sex toys that jam in and out of your vagina or asshole should be something you take the chance of making at home out of power tools you had in the garage.

Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Self Fucking Part 3

And this is what all of those self fucking weirdos are trying to get to! This is the ultimate in advanced masturbation techniques; cumming up your own ass!

Keep me updated on your practicing, especially if you injure your penis.




Okay, either my perception is way off or that guy is HUNG! I'm not even interested in sex and my first though was 'wow, that thing looks awesome!'

Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Self Fucking Part 2

Okay, so you've learned how to shove your dick up your own ass, but how about getting something else up there too? That's what dildos are for!

Actually, doesn't his dick look seriously mashed up? Are they supposed to look like that? As a vagina-owner I'm not sure if that would hurt, but it makes me cringe. Can someone tell me if penises are supposed to do that?

Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Self Fucking

Okay, so autofellatio I thought was the new thing for self love and advanced masturbation techniques, but apparently I was wrong. You can love yourself in a whole new way with this self fuck method!



You'll notice he doesn't cum, but don't worry, it is possible and it's what all self fuck masters are aiming for as they perfect their advanced masturbation techniques!

Finger Fetish Forced Suck

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Horse Bestiality in Training

I promised you more videos of Goatse and here it is!

As if the ass stretched out big enough to have a head inserted wasn't freaky enough, this guy has a serious horse bestiality fetish! As do his viewers, as they are now requesting uploads of him fucking an actual stallion. Apparently these weirdos have never heard of Mr. Hands.... or they have and are trying to hurry Goatse's demise.

Whatever. Watch and laugh.

Anus Stretching Goatse

You know what's really been missing from this blog of horrifying and creepy fetishes? Goatse. That's right. We have not yet delved into the horror that is goatse. Even the most committed anus stretching perverts cannot compare with the terror that is goatse's manhole.

So today, I present Kirk J; that's Goatse's real name, in case you didn't know. He's into anus stretching, in case that wasn't painfully, and I mean painfully obvious and urination. Oh and probably bestiality, but we'll delve into that later.




He has got to be the most unkinky dirty talk person I have ever seen in my life. "A big penis" is just not something sexy to say.

BDSM Brutal Fireworks

It's the 4th of July again and I thought we MSFTs could celebrate by watching BDSM. Brutal doesn't even cover my thoughts on this when he shoves fireworks up her loose asshole. He's weirdly worried about her comfort for being a dom. He keeps asking if she's okay throughout; hell, as long as there were no burn marks I'd have kept going even if she started crying like a whore. I like fireworks though.

I guess, if you've got the freedom, use it to do the freakiest stuff possible!


What the hell is wrong with her pussy after he unclips it? He even yanks on those nasty-looking beef curtains like they're a play thing. Ewww. When will people learn those are not toys and should be removed!?



In case no one catches the irony of my BDSM brutal tribute to the 4th of July, those people are British.

Advanced Masturbation Techniques and Bizarre Fisting

I have seen some weird advanced masturbation techniques in my time running this blog. I have also seen some pretty bizarre fisting. Never before have I seen the two combined so seemlessly, except, perhaps, by Max Hardcore (whom I need to introduce you to soon).

This guy actually jerks himself off while fucking her in the ass. That's some serious talent... or creepiness, I'm not really sure.



Does this count as double penetration?

Guro Hentai Torture Cartoons

Sadly, instead of the peace-bringing lesbian warfare, you're much more likely to get this kind of situation.

Even though this is a weird rape fetish, hostage scenario, it was interestingly unique right up until the guy uses the shotgun while it's inside the woman's ass.

I guess if you're into anal gaping stretching, this is your movie!

Highheels Fetish Anal Bizarre

While we're on the topic of gaping and stretching asses, let's take a look at this video. I'm not even sure how to categorize it. So... there is anal and bizarre stuff. There you go.

Self-fisting, a speculum with a baseball bat in it, a high heels fetish and more. I don't even know where to begin with this bizarre fisting and insertion video.

Gaping and Stretching Ass Kicking

After the other day when I wanted to kick my own ass for not posting in a long while, I only managed to find a pussy stretching video with a foot involved. Well, I have now found a proper ass kicking; mind you, I want nothing to do with this type of ass kicking.

Giggle and laugh while you watch that humongous ass gaping and stretching.

Illegaltube and Anal Bizarre

Note, a portion of this is an old post that I salvaged from an old blog. I wanted to recycle it rather than waste it. The guestbook was removed just two days after I made this post, but I'm pretty sure their TOS hasn't changed. The site now also requires a 'donation' to view videos over 2 minutes in length.

Shockingtube.com

We all know what this is. It’s another dirty youtube porn site, kind of like redtube, pornotube or a variety of other tubes you could think of. The difference is, shockingtube is meant to… shock you. More than that, it’s meant to get very disturbing and creepy fetish people’s rocks off.

The sad truth is, there was a video on there I wanted to see and so I registered an account(you have to have an account to view videos). Now, I saw a way to delete my account at one point, but had already clicked away from it and when I went in search of it again, just couldn’t find it. I wasn’t too worried. Not worried until I found fifteen friend requests in my mail box from creeps on shockingtube. And let’s not forget the e-mails I began receiving with people asking was I into piss, shit, dogs, animals of any variety, incest or just having a real life slave that would relocate to please me. No, no I’m not into any of those things. Ignoring these creepy people just doesn’t work though as more crop up and heaven forbid you contact them to tell them you hate them, for they will come back full force with their love of whatever their fetish is or they will accuse you of having sex with dogs(wait… isn’t that a compliment from these people?)

So I finally found the delete my account button again. Know what I found? There’s a mailer error, not that my e-mail doesn’t exist, but that their account, noreply@shockingtube.com doesn’t exist. OMGWTFBBQBYOBLMFAO!? Are they serious? Their own account doesn’t exist? This account that has been sending me multitudes of friend requests from creepy people I don’t want to be friends with no longer exists? But it’s still sending me friend requests!

And don’t bother trying to contact them about the error on their site or the fact that you want your account deleted. There’s a mailer error of the same variety on the contact us page.

Now let’s move on to the fun I discovered while trying to decipher this website. Terms of service. Does this now translate to ‘illegal as hell’?

Directly from their guestbook: Name: 16yr
Description: 16yr old male want cam **********(screen name and e-mail deleted for the safety of the minor who has already corrupted his mind with weird fetishism)

Directly from Terms of Service: “The Website is controlled and offered by ShockingTube from its facilities in the United States of America. ShockingTube makes no representations that the ShockingTube Website is appropriate or available for use in other locations.”

All good and dandy, just follow American law, be 18 and make sure it’s legal in your community to view pornographic material. But wait! Do they undermine themselves? Of course, just like all good contracts do!

“You affirm that you are either more than 18 years of age, or an emancipated minor, or possess legal parental or guardian consent, and are fully able and competent to enter into the terms, conditions, obligations, affirmations, representations, and warranties set forth in these Terms of Service, and to abide by and comply with these Terms of Service. In any case, you affirm that you are over the age of 13, as the ShockingTube Website is not intended for children under 13. If you are under 13 years of age, then please do not use the ShockingTube Website—there are lots of other great web sites for you. Talk to your parents about what sites are appropriate for you.”

But wait… you are assuming I’m from America but you think it’s legal for me to view your website at the age of 13? Are you serious? 13? I don‘t even want to view this site and I‘m 20! Or that having parental permission or being emancipated makes it legal to view pornography? Wow! Someone take these boys to law school and teach them how to put together at least a believable contract! Any parent/guardian/adult allowing a minor(even an emancipated minor) access to pornographic material will most likely be put in jail… plus it’s just plain creepy.

And now so you can see just how creepy shockingtube is, and this link should work even without an account and without donating, this man's assholes gets torn open on a stretching dildo. ....is that corn under the head?

Anal Toilet Fetish

Speaking of using body parts incorrectly, weird hentai with nipple fucking is probably worse than this, but just in case you didn't know, a person is not a human toilet and the asshole is not supposed to hold piss in any shape or form.


Watch this guys piss in a woman’s ass.

There is either something really wrong with her asshole or they need to get rid of that costume because it’s making it look like she has a balloon in there. Is that the female jockstrap or what? I have crotchless panties that look nothing like that.

If ever I was interested in anal, the sight of that woman’s poor, wrecked asshole has changed that forever.

Super Fisting

Yet another level on the bizarre fisting circuit. Double anal or vagina fisting isn't all that weird considering some of the things I've shown, but the piercings on this pussy are gnarly! They are enough to make this double anal super fisting really weird.


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And the next level is clapping! After that, we'll sing the happy and you know it song!

Prolapsed Asses are Sexy

Speaking of deformities and sex, your asshole isn't supposed to be inside out, is it? And if it falls out you should probably go to a doctor, or at the least try to push it back in, not play around with it like it's sexy.

I'm a little scared that thing is going to jump out and eat me. It kind of looks like one of those worms from Tremor - you know, the one that was hanging half out of the wall after smashing its head open.

And let's not forget the anal creampie right before the prolapse. You know, if she could do that with her pussy, she wouldn't need birth control! Guy cums inside her, she turns her insides out and wipes it all clean. No babies being made here.

Want more glorious, sexy prolapses, anal fisting, pussy fisting, creampies for both holes and more all around weirdness? Try Club Gape. It's not the weirdest shit I've ever seen, but it is pretty fucking weird. And that woman in the pics, named Ayla Mia, prolapses everytime she's on the site.