Headless Horseman Gets Head

Okay, okay, you fuckin' pervs! I knew just one measly photo wasn't going to tide you over all night, not while you're all hyped up on candy. So here. I went out and found a really slutty chick who is ready to fuck the sense right out of the headless horseman. Wait, can he have sense without a head?

Oh whatever, you don't care about logistics. Here. Get your jollies and your rocks off all in one.



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In hindsight, this is really actually kind of tame and boring. I mean, he's a dude with a pumpkin head. I guess it's hard to come up with freakier than I normally post though. This blog is like Halloween every day!

Been a Weird Pussy Stretching Halloween

Happy Halloween, dear MSFTs!

Another Halloween and you're sitting at home by yourself, pulling your pud to weird porn? It's okay, I knew you'd be here. That's why I came prepared.

I can't read the signature and the site I found this on didn't give credit so if you are the artist or know the artist or can read that signature, let me know and I'll give credit where it's due.

Now, go dream of shoving Jackolanterns up a girl's cunt and leave me alone, you pervs; I have trick-or-treating to do.

Post-Halloween Joker Porn

Now that you're just waking up from a Halloween candy- or alcohol-induced coma, I hope your headache isn't too bad and that you didn't wake up with this on your arm, or riding your dick. 

It may not put a smile on your face, but the Joker had an absolute blast!

On the other hand, if you were the one gassed for the Joker porn, you might be asleep, like Batman was in this DC porn.

Oh Joker, when will you learn, you can't dose them with the Joker gas before raping them; they won't feel a thing. And Harley is going to have your balls for dinner if she finds out what you're up to, Mistuh J.

JKR, whoever you are, if you get around to a follow-up, I want Harley's reaction. 

Happy Halloween MSFTs

So it seems Starfire from Teen Titans is getting into the Halloween spirit. She's just trying to find a few people to come to the party tonight. Think you can cum?

As funny as the image is, those tits are looking really saggy.

I am tempted to do this as a Halloween costume though. Who thinks I should!?

Pre-Halloween Xmen Porn

Here at Mystery Sex Fetish Theater, we love Halloween. No other night of the year can you dress up as your darkest desires and hide the fact that it's your fantasy. Always dreamed you were a monster sent to ravage and rape women? You can do it on Halloween - minus the real raping, but hey, enough women get drunk on Halloween you could probably have a damn good time.

Always wanted to be an Xmen porn character like Wolverine? Well you probably won't look like him, but suck in that gut, put on some yellow spandex and try anyway! The redhead you find to be Jean Grey probably won't mind.


Whatever your fantasy, I hope you have the perfect costume planned. Colossus, Nightcrawler and Beast are ready. Actually, is Beast ready? What is he supposed to be? He just looks kinda... pink.

May your gayest... I mean greatest fantasies come true.

PS. Anyone know who the artist is? Nightcrawler in his make your own devil costume is absolutely adorable and I'd love to know who did it.