Birthday with Batman Porno

Happy birthday MSFT,
You're really swell; it's okay.
Been a year to the day.
Take the night off, let's play.

Happy birthday Mystery Sex Fetish Theater! You're a year older, a year raunchier, a year more fucked up and hopefully there will be many more years of laughter, and insanely pricey therapist bills, to come.

The concept of this is actually really interesting, and even inspired a story about Harley, Ivy and Batgirl that I might share at some point when I stop being lazy, but the art itself stinks.

Those abs are horribly rendered. The bullet holes have the same consistency as those candles - which I pretend means it actually is candle wax that Harley just squished onto her to keep the candles from leaking, because bullet holes are not sexy at all. The blood on Batgirl's face seems to defy the laws of gravity somehow, not to mention the fact that there's no obvious place it came from. Why are there only five candles? Is Joker turning five? Is it shorthand for fifty? And just a personal preference, fire crotch would have been appropriate; she is a natural redhead.

Keep trying Deberzer. Hell, maybe by now you've actually improved. I sure hope so.

Bye bye now.

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Post-Halloween Joker Porn

Now that you're just waking up from a Halloween candy- or alcohol-induced coma, I hope your headache isn't too bad and that you didn't wake up with this on your arm, or riding your dick. 

It may not put a smile on your face, but the Joker had an absolute blast!

On the other hand, if you were the one gassed for the Joker porn, you might be asleep, like Batman was in this DC porn.

Oh Joker, when will you learn, you can't dose them with the Joker gas before raping them; they won't feel a thing. And Harley is going to have your balls for dinner if she finds out what you're up to, Mistuh J.

JKR, whoever you are, if you get around to a follow-up, I want Harley's reaction. 

Batman and Joker Porn

...well it's not quite porn this time, but let's talk more comic book sex!

Who hasn't wanted to see Joker and Batman fall in love? Obviously all that animosity between them stems from a deep attraction that neither wants to admit to. We see this in comic books all the time and it usually manifests with violence: Sabretooth and Wolverine, for instance.

Okay, this is actually pretty tame, but it's a fetish, nonetheless, and a very odd one. I could be biased based on my love of Batman though. And maybe me thinking it 'odd' keeps me from wanting to knock Joker over the head with that silly hammer for kissing my Batman.