Free Kinky Stuff

So I know all of you are cheap assholes, otherwise you wouldn’t be looking here for free porn. It’s okay, your cheapskate secrets are safe with me. And, thankfully, you can get lots of things in this world for free, including some items to meet your horrific fetish needs.

Just check out this awesome site, where everything is totally free: Listia.com. And here’s a few kinky items to get you started browsing.


Black cat mask, similar to a Catwoman mask but without covering the whole head, and a sequined, black bowtie to go with it.

Size 8 green patterned thong. A size 8 should fit most men, so you know, if you want to get in touch with your cross dresser side, you can get the thong for free and without anyone knowing you’re a ‘man’.

In case you want a cutesier thong, this one is black with a tiger-striped heart on it. Again, size 8 should fit even a mildly out of shape man. I suppose it could fit a woman too, but I know none of you perverts have women at home.

Polyvinyl bra and garter set. This is one size fits most so if you do happen to have a woman at home and you two want to get kinky, she might like this. I’m thinking this will not fit most men even if they are looking to get in touch with their kinky, feminine side. But hey, bids are low on items like this, so you could get it and find out. Let me know how it works, preferably with pictures, and let me post them on this site.

A $10 Victoria’s Secret gift card isn’t going to buy much considering how expensive everything is in that store, but it will be a nice addition to that new, lacy lingerie set you were eyeing; I don’t want to know if it was for you or the Mrs.

Included in this ‘naughty’ couple’s gift basket are:

boa
garter
"Naughty" soft blindfold black
black furry handcuffs
heated heart massager
striptease coupons

This is the only thing I’m offering that requires any money. This whole set costs just $5 to ship anywhere in the U.S. It’s a really, really great deal even if it’s not 100% free.

Love dice. I think that’s rather self-explanatory. They glow in the dark too! So you know, if you don’t want to see how out of shape your furry lover is out of his costume, you can keep the lights off and still use these dice.