Happy Halloween MSFTs

So it seems Starfire from Teen Titans is getting into the Halloween spirit. She's just trying to find a few people to come to the party tonight. Think you can cum?

As funny as the image is, those tits are looking really saggy.

I am tempted to do this as a Halloween costume though. Who thinks I should!?

Kate Bosworth In Proenza Schouler.

Kate Bosworth can never put a foot wrong.

Here she is at the 27th Annual Night of Stars dressed in a bright orange dress 

from the Spring/Summer 2011 Proenza Schouler collection.

It's such a stand out dress, but leave it to Kate to pull it off so amazingly. 

Her messy up do and coral coloured lips were the perfect touch to wrap up the entire look.

My goodness, she makes me so envious of her facial features!

Source: zimbio.

Snejana Onopka For Isabel Marant.

This girl is way too gorgeous.

Snejana suits the latest Isabel Marant Spring 2011 collection perfectly.

I love the location of the shoot and the whole campaign concept. 

It totally makes you feel like you could look just as amazing in these clothes.

I want the sweater in the first shot and her legs in the third.

Source: carolinesmode.

Pre-Halloween Xmen Porn

Here at Mystery Sex Fetish Theater, we love Halloween. No other night of the year can you dress up as your darkest desires and hide the fact that it's your fantasy. Always dreamed you were a monster sent to ravage and rape women? You can do it on Halloween - minus the real raping, but hey, enough women get drunk on Halloween you could probably have a damn good time.

Always wanted to be an Xmen porn character like Wolverine? Well you probably won't look like him, but suck in that gut, put on some yellow spandex and try anyway! The redhead you find to be Jean Grey probably won't mind.


Whatever your fantasy, I hope you have the perfect costume planned. Colossus, Nightcrawler and Beast are ready. Actually, is Beast ready? What is he supposed to be? He just looks kinda... pink.

May your gayest... I mean greatest fantasies come true.

PS. Anyone know who the artist is? Nightcrawler in his make your own devil costume is absolutely adorable and I'd love to know who did it.

Weird Hentai Live Action

No longer must you settle for weird hentai tentacle monsters that are poorly drawn, you can have poorly costumed ones in real life! She even fights back with a sword in true, lame, faux action girl style, like all the weird hentai girls before her.

I think this counts as tentacle monster vore, too, because it looks like she's inside of something while being tentacle raped. ....what do you mean intestines don't have penises?

Halloween Jewelry Ideas- What to Wear this Season?

So, you are ready with your Halloween plans and that spooky Halloween costume? You just now need to match your costume with some spooky, ghostly or fun jewelry (whatever goes with your dress, of course!) There are many options for you to choose from among. We'll help you a little by suggesting some Halloween Jewelry Ideas.

Spooky Halloween Jewelry!

This finds first place among all other Halloween jewelry as it brings the true spirit of the Day, especially if you have chosen a ghostly kind of costume. Get a combination of skull necklaces, scorpion rings and brooches or a bat necklace like this one.

They will make you just the perfect character for any spooky Halloween party theme!

Fun Halloween Jewelry!

And if you are going to some Halloween party that is more for fun making and not so much for ghostly things, you sure would like to buy some fun jewelry (you must have chosen a fun costume too for this fun special Halloween party of yours!) In fact, fun jewelry are more easily available as they take lesser time to be made with such simple things like beads etc. However, fun jewelry never takes out the Halloween spirit out of the jewelry piece. For example, look at this fun Halloween earrings with two smiling pumpkins- its funny as well as “so Halloween” too! Isn't it?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Gemstone Halloween Jewelry!

If you are in a mood to spend a little more money on your Halloween jewelry, you must consider buying gemstone jewelry made specially for Halloween festival. These gemstone jewelry pieces are made with many precious and/or semi precious stones and will look very elegant (yet spooky) with your “not so ghostly but considerably elegant” Halloween costumes. The colorful gemstones bring all the required effects needed for Halloween jewelry just like this silver and gemstone brooch pin!

To know more about them, read Different Halloween Jewelry and Where to Buy Them?

World of Whorecraft Super Orgy

World of Whorecraft dwarf, blood elf and human orgy. What no… backward leg things? What are those things called? The ones with tentacles on their faces and hooves. They always get left out of the alliance orgies! I think I’m jaded, because I got bored during this orgy. The orgy was actually as boring as the story in the second World of Whorecraft episode.


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That dwarf has some issues getting it up and keeping it up. I’m sure that happens to men regularly, but… did you have to film it?

Sapphire Benefits- Blue and Yellow Sapphire Effects

Sapphire stone is one of the most important gemstones used for crystal therapy that provides healing through energy tapped in the stones. However, it is important to fully assess the situation as well as other astrological facts in order to find the right crystal for particular condition. When it comes to sapphires, finding exactly the right colored stone becomes all the more crucial because sapphire acts too fast and too effectively. This means you can feel the good or bad effects of sapphire stone within 2-3 days, minutes or even seconds! Among all, blue and yellow sapphires known as Neelam and Pukhraj respectively have more benefits when compared to other sapphire stones of different colors.

Blue Sapphire Benefits

The most common and the most effective blue sapphire stone has a number of benefits. It brings the wearer wealth, fame, good name, health, happiness, prosperity, long life, mental peace, and trouble free family life. Blue sapphire protects against danger, terror, thieves, accidents and problems occurring due to storms, fire, or natural disasters. It can make one free of mental anxiety. It is related to the throat chakra and therefore it can encourage truth and also help in healing any disease concerning throat. This gemstone also has calming effect and so is beneficial for focusing during meditation. Blue sapphire associates and acts directly on the intellect and thus works on various mental maladies and neurosis. It helps the wearer in avoiding ill effects of enviousness and also protects from dangers in travel, heals illnesses related to nerves including asthma as well as fortifies heart.

Yellow Sapphire Benefits

Yellow sapphire, like its blue counterpart, is also associated with various astrological benefits. They bring good health, happiness, prosperity and fertility to the wearer. However, this yellow stone is only beneficial to the people having certain zodiac signs. For example, it brings luck for people with Aries sign. Those having Cancer as their astrological sign get knowledge, grace and ease of travel from yellow sapphire. While Scorpio get financial gains, Sagittarius is benefited with increased concentration and mental peace. People with Pisces sign get enhanced leadership, spiritual and academic abilities when they wear yellow sapphire.

To know the benefits of other sapphire stone, read Sapphire Stone

Zimmermann Spring/Summer 08.

I've been completely Zimmermann obsessed these past few days.

Their Spring/Summer 07/08 collection is one of my favourites big time.

The runway was full of cute little dresses adorned with clouds, pretty flowers and fireworks.

This is probably where the adorable 'socks paired with heels' trend initially blossomed. 

I've wanted the second and third dresses for the longest time!

Source: vogue aus.

Yeti Sex

Evelyn fucks a yeti in this really weird costume video. Screw sparkly vampires, World of Warcraft porn trolls, and werewolves, yetis are what all the cute porn stars want to fuck!

Zimmermann High Summer 2010/11.

In order of my favourite Zimmerman pieces, basically.

So amazing. So in love.

I want that first playsuit so so badly.

The whole soft floral plunge top paired with the cream lace scalloped shorts are just beyond perfection.

I'm a huge fan of the bandeau/bra swimsuit, so I'm loving all of them in this latest collection.

I need to be in overseas on a tropical island somewhere!

With her killer tan and cocktails.

Honestly.

Source: pedestrian.tv

Teenage Dream.

I love this shot.

The mysteriousness of it. The sparkles. The wavy hair and shimmering skin.

I have no idea where I found it originally. It was saved in my inspiration folder.

But I'm so glad I've stumbled upon it once again.

Australian Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

This post is a little bit delayed, but these two were my favourites at this years awards.

Natalie Imbruglia looked so so amazing in Ellery.

And of course, Rachel Finch in this adorably sweet white sequin number.

Source: zimbio.

World of Warcraft Porn Live Action

World of Whorecraft troll masturbating - is it just me or does she look like a green version of the pig girl? - undead guy getting dick sucked - does that make her a necrophiliac? - and then fucking a succubus - who looks like she has a tail stump. Unlike pig girl, that troll can probably find your truffle.

I know this is just spoof porn but come on! I can do better makeup than this. I have no idea what the story is. I stopped paying attention and just scrolled to the sex scenes after episode 2.


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Summer, I Love You.

It's the perfect day in Melbourne for all of this.

Plus ice cream and attractive boys.

These gorgeous summery shots are from Roxy's current high-summer lookbook.

Give me a natural tan, puh-lease!

Source: studdedhearts.

Jonathan Saunders LFW 2011.

I adore these skirts from Jonathan Saunders show at London Fashion Week.

They're from his Spring/Summer 2011 collection.

The colour and styles are super sweet.

And the leather belts make the whole look just that little bit cuter.

Source: style.com

Not BBW Obese Pig Girl

A girl with pig ears and pig tail butt plug crawling in the mud. This girl isn't even a BBW obese girl, like the last posted big, honkin' pig.

Omg, please, please stop pushing mud into her cunt! That is so a yeast infection waiting to happen! At first I thought it was kinda cute just cuz, come on, she has a little corkscrew tailed butt plug, how is that not cute? But the mud? THE MUD! The rubber band on the nose is really unappealing, too. I mean come on, it kept snapping her in the eyes.

Under The Sea.

I've been in love with this Carolyn Murphy shot for sooo long.
It was shot for Vogue Italia back in 2005.

It's seriously beyond words.

Penn And Blake.

Penn Badgley and Blake Lively.

Cute celebrity couple.

Source: circanow.

Indian Silk Sarees: Glory and Beauty

In every Indian woman's heart, the sari occupies a special place. Saree is the traditional wear of Indian women. Silk saris have occupied an important place in the fashion market and today women of different nations, caste and creed have shown their preference in this elegant piece of clothing. India has put forward the world finest collection of silk saris, which are available in a wide assortment of prints and colors, suitable for weddings and any special occasions.

Silk as a fabric is of varied types. Indian is a well known exporter of silk fabric. Different regions of India are famous for their silk. Especially South India, where there is the maximum growth of silk and a considerable section of population is involved into silk clothing business. Indian Kanchipuram silk sari is world famous. Be it the rearing of silk worms or the weaving of sarees, India has shown its efficiency in producing a wide range of most elegant, beautiful, durable silk saris. The best quality of the silk, the vibrant and luscious hues, the creative design of the pallus and borders make the Indian silk sarees stand out from the rest. The different varieties of silk saris are Kanjeevaram or kanchipuram, patola, pat, muga, jamdani, banarasi, samu , butter silk, ikat, paper silk, mysore silk, khadi silk etc.

The beauty of silk sarees are further accentuated with zari works, beads, mirrors, zardozi borders, hand embroidery. Each piece of saree is an artistic creation, where the Indian weavers weave magical dreams with intricate artworks from a few strands of silk.

Silk fabric carries an inherent sheen, which make the sarees look a class apart. Though the wedding, party and festival sarees are more of heavy, glittering works, there are plain, simple silk sarees in different colors. These saree usually have a single border and they are more alluring with fine craftsmanship done on them. Indian Silk Sarees are famous all over the world for their grandeur and the royal look that they exude. They are popular world wide and for every Indian women, owning a silk saree is a pride. The more the collection, the better it is. For many, the traditional silk sarees are handed over from one generation to another. Indian Silk Sarees in their warm and enriching shades of colors and prints make an Indian woman look her traditional best for any occasion.

For wholesale purchase of Indian silk sarees and other Indian women clothing, check out Women Indian Clothing.

Kate Bosworth At The Screams Awards.

Ah, Kate. You continue to prove to me why I love you so.

Your fashion choices are outstanding and your effortless hair and natural make-up always make me so envious. 

You're a babe.
x.

Gillian Zinser.

Gillian Zinser is so freakin' pretty.

I stumbled upon this shot just before and just had to share it.

I love her character Ivy on 90210 and I think that her personal style is so amazing.

She always steps outside of the box and is just so free when it comes to her wardrobe.

Great body. Great hair. Great colourful, hippy style.

Love her.

BBW Obese

I think whoever came up with the term 'big, beautiful woman' needs to be shot. It no longer refers to women who are just pleasantly plump and look good with a little meat and some huge tits. It now refers to the morbidly obese, like this woman, who uses those flapjack tits to give a facial massage to some man.

She's so fat her tits look like a set of balls hanging off her chest! I’m pretty sure when you’re so fat your nipples point down, you should put down the fucking fork!

Women like this should be DOW, Disgustingly Obese Women. There's nothing beautiful about this.



Could you imagine picking up that boob to try and find the nipple? That would be pure, BBW obese gold!

Let Me Be Real.

I've most likely posted this before, but I think it's more than incredible.

Any under water looking shot, I'll love to death!

Photography by Bruno Dayan.

Zippora In The Big City.

Zippora Seven for Oyster Magazine # 89.

I love the black and white city shots. 

Zippora as the wanderer amongst the locals in the big city lights.

Source: fashiongonerogue.

How to Clean Vaginal Piercings

If you went through with getting female vaginal piercings like the super fisting video woman, and chose to use them like the orgasming cervix woman, then cleaning them is going to be of the utmost importance. Don't want to be catching any diseases from all those lubricants you're using... or other fluids that are probably filling in the scab-ridden holes - and I'm referring to the piercing hole, not your loose pussy.

You made the move to get your first female vaginal piercings, but you were so excited upon leaving the story you forgot to take the piercing aftercare paper. Or you did take it and you lost it soon after getting into the car. It happens to a lot of people. The steps to caring for your new body piercing are very simple though.

Sit on the edge of a chair with no pants or underwear.

Hold or prop a mirror between your legs so you can see the entire vaginal area. You can just look down if you want, but this can cause some neck strain.

Part the outer labia. This will allow you to see both exit holes on a labia piercing or any piercings hidden by the outer lips, such as triangle piercings, vertical piercings or other hood piercings.

Cleanse the entire vaginal area with a gentle antimicrobial soap. This will keep the female vagina piercings from getting infected. Do this once a day.

Use a paper towel dipped in hot sea salt water to cover the pierced area. Leave this for five minutes, re-soaking the paper towel when it has cooled.

Pat the pubic area dry with a clean paper towel.

Rub a small amount of lavender oil around the piercing.

Leave uncovered as much as possible and avoid tight pants or underwear when you do have to wear them. Skirts or dresses are ideal, if possible until the first week is over and most female vaginal piercings are partially healed.

Tips:

Only use paper towels. The fibers in towels can snag on fresh piercings.

Do not cleanse with peroxide or alcohol. This would be too astringent on vaginal area piercings.

Papa Sucre.

So, I've just been looking at the latest Sass & Bide show from London Fashion Week again, 

and let's just say that I change my mind as to what look I like most each time.

Right this second though, I'm really liking these two looks.

Monotone prints, all-over cream and pops of bronze are just so subtly perfect. 

I love love loved the hair and make-up in this show. 

I wish I knew the first girls name, as she was my favourite model, after Jess Hart.

She's sooo so pretty!

* I went to the hairdresser on Friday and I think my hair resembles her hair colour a little.

Woo! I guess I feel a little bit better  - That being pale is kind of okay right now.

Source: sass&bideblog

Seven Magazine Covers And THAT Miu Miu Dress.

  

There's no secret that this Miu Miu dress from the lastest collection 

is a top favourite at magazines all around the world.

So far it has been featured on seven magazine covers, with a rumoured eighth cover on it's way.

Many editors would have been scratching their heads as to how this happened!

There's no denying it's such a gorgeous dress!

But seven covers? Wowee.

1. Codie Young on the October cover of Australian Vogue.

2. Freja Beha on the August cover of British Vogue.

3. Lily Allen on the August cover of British Elle.

4. Eva Mendes on the July cover of W Magazine, USA.

5. Mona Johannesson on the cover of Swedish Elle.

6. Karen Elson on the October cover of British Harper's Bazaar.

7. Amanda Ware on the November cover of Australian Harper's Bazaar.

Source: themaggies.