Super Orgy Horror: Faust

Okay, I have a serious weakness for pornos parading as horror movies and I just have to share another one with you. This movie is called Faust: Love of the Damned. From ketchup-colored blood to horrible CGI with inflating boobs and butt and a lame, super orgy at the end, this movie is a hilariously awful excuse for 'horror' and porn.

Carrot Slutload

Even carrots need love.

Okay, this was on Tosh.0. Again, the boyfriend found this; he really has terrible taste and I can't figure out if it's because he's looking for weird porn to jerk to or if he just has bad enough taste to like Tosh.0. I'd really rather he look it up for masturbation purposes.

Sailor Moon and the Seven Balls Part 3: Weird Hentai

And the final installment of Sailor Moon and the Seven Ball!

If you watch nothing else of these weird hentai shows you must watch the first few seconds of this episode. It features Sailor Moon going to town on her own cock. That's right autofellatio with Sailor Moon.

Valentines Desserts

More Valentines Day games with chocolate!

According to the throaty, whispery porn star - whom I want to punch for using that fake, stupid sounding voice - this is a hot fudge sundae, so maybe it's more like Valentines desserts than games.

I've never seen three girls pretend to be so happy about sharing one rather lame and unimpressive Valentines dessert before.

BDSM Clip

I realized today that there was something I had not posted very much of and it surprised me a bit to realize this. I have only posted a BDSM clip here and there, and that's bizarre because BDSM is like furries, it gets combined with just about every fetish imaginable.

So here's a hard BDSM fuck. Of course, I'm not sure how actual BDSM it is since the girl is clearly making demands, such as "I want the audience to call me a fucking whore!" I'm also not sure this is really in 'public' or even with a non-porno industry audience, but it's an interesting twist on the public sex idea if it is.

Happy New Year with an Orgy Slutload of Fireworks

Happy New Year everyone! Let's ring in the new year with a bang. Or maybe a fizzle since we learned on the Fourth of July that asses and bangs don't go together.

There will be fireworks and women's asses though!


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You wish you could ring in your New Year like that.

Weird Hentai with Shemale Fetish

Another weird hentai video, but this one features a shemale fetish with huge tits, I mean really, really, bigger than a man's body huge. She gets milked and then her nipples are actually fucked. No, I don't mean they tit fuck her, I mean the men push their dicks into her nipples and fuck her nipples.

I said weird hentai, didn't I?

We have live-action tentacle porn, can we get this in live action too?



I used to have just a clip of this hentai, titled Shinsou no Reijoutachi, posted here, but Xvideos started having issues with their server and now I can't find just the clip. So here's all of episode 2, which contains the scene I described above at the 10 minute mark.

The moments leading up to that scene make me realize just how weird hentai really can be. There's a lot of masturbation guro in the first two minutes BDSM Brutal fucks and much much more that I didn't even realize was in this show.

How to Catch HIV During a Guy Orgy

While an orgy in theory might sound fun - and maybe one with condoms could be - this little show should probably be re-titled, “You too can have and share HIV with five men.”

X-Men Hentai Super Orgy

Since I just recently covered some X-men porn and a Ben 10 orgy, let's look at an X-men orgy.

This is a continuation of the comic where Mystique is a tranny

Did Sieren really draw an X-Men orgy? Did I really give the people at Sieren props for making a half-assed decent porno version of X-Men? I must have been mildly delirious that day - or the recent comics I've read have been wretched which is likely. For the record, this is more of the Sex Men.

This is all happening at the same time, mind you.

And now for the coup de grace!

Is it just me or does Rogue's neck look broken? I'm pretty sure necks don't do that... whatever 'that' is.

Ben 10 Guy Orgy

So while we're defiling some of my happy Disney memories with Disney porn, let's sex up some more modern cartoons. Ben 10, a show with an underage hero, makes for perfect porno fodder, right?

Someone thought Ben 10 sex was awesome.



 There's also plenty of incest porn with underaged Ben and his cousin, but I'm not going to be posting any of that, just suffice to say it's out there. 

Does anyone know the artist of this?  It's quite a bit better than the stuff you'd expect on DrawnToons or anything like that so I'm sure it's some talented artist using their skill for eye-bleaching evil.