Pre-Halloween Xmen Porn

Here at Mystery Sex Fetish Theater, we love Halloween. No other night of the year can you dress up as your darkest desires and hide the fact that it's your fantasy. Always dreamed you were a monster sent to ravage and rape women? You can do it on Halloween - minus the real raping, but hey, enough women get drunk on Halloween you could probably have a damn good time.

Always wanted to be an Xmen porn character like Wolverine? Well you probably won't look like him, but suck in that gut, put on some yellow spandex and try anyway! The redhead you find to be Jean Grey probably won't mind.


Whatever your fantasy, I hope you have the perfect costume planned. Colossus, Nightcrawler and Beast are ready. Actually, is Beast ready? What is he supposed to be? He just looks kinda... pink.

May your gayest... I mean greatest fantasies come true.

PS. Anyone know who the artist is? Nightcrawler in his make your own devil costume is absolutely adorable and I'd love to know who did it.

How to Catch HIV During a Guy Orgy

While an orgy in theory might sound fun - and maybe one with condoms could be - this little show should probably be re-titled, “You too can have and share HIV with five men.”

Ben 10 Guy Orgy

So while we're defiling some of my happy Disney memories with Disney porn, let's sex up some more modern cartoons. Ben 10, a show with an underage hero, makes for perfect porno fodder, right?

Someone thought Ben 10 sex was awesome.



 There's also plenty of incest porn with underaged Ben and his cousin, but I'm not going to be posting any of that, just suffice to say it's out there. 

Does anyone know the artist of this?  It's quite a bit better than the stuff you'd expect on DrawnToons or anything like that so I'm sure it's some talented artist using their skill for eye-bleaching evil.