Virgin? No Way!

As promised last week, I thought I would give you a break from all the vagina massaging and show a few cock shots. So here you go!

Is she a virgin? Yeah, I seriously doubt it. Is she on the rag? Most definitely!

I guess if you have a serious blood fetish this might do it for you. Me, personally, it put me off having sex while I'm on my period, that's for sure.

This is almost like penis guro or something in real life. It's like the skin is being stripped off of his dick and he's slowly bleeding out. Funny story about that; my dad said that happened to him the first time he screwed my mom (yeah, I know way more about my parents than I should).

An Important Update about Mystery Sex Fetish Theater

And now, an important update from the Mystery Sex Fetish Theater owner.

I'm sorry to say that I can't keep up with this blog as much as I used to. It's been a fun ride, but I'm not making any money off this blog at all to cover the cost of the time it takes me both to find pornography that is suitable and to post it up - being witty and sarcastic takes more time and thought than some believe.

Thank you to those who have followed me all this time and enjoyed the content I have provided. And never fear! I am not going anywhere. The site is not going anywhere and it will be updated with new content still. There will always be new, weird fetishes to laugh at - or as most of you nasty, perverts probably do, jerk off to.

I will now be updating the blog just once a week. There may be some weeks where I find a particularly heavy cache of strange-ness, but for the most part, once a week is all it will be. You will still get the same high-quality pithy remarks and sarcastic comments alongside the weird, creepy and fascinating fetishes, so don't worry about that.

Again, thank you to my loyal readers who have followed along here and who, I hope, will continue to do so despite the lower posting rate.

I may experiment with the site in order to try and get more out of the ads. If I make enough I would feel justified in continuing at the previous rate of posting. So if the site looks a little different do not be alarmed; there is nothing wrong.

And just because I know I cannot get your attention with text alone, here's some weird guro hentai for you:

I believe the authors name is Kotoe. All I have to say is, you sick, sick bastard. Now why the hell can't I stop staring at it?

The vagina boob is my favorite part.

Zombie Sex Jesus, the After Easter Party

I come baring an after Easter gift. Really, I'm like that honey glazed ham in the fridge, I just keep giving even after the holiday has passed. And this Zombie Christ movie is about on par with a lackluster ham sandwich, so enjoy! I recommend getting some of that leftover ham and enjoying them both together.

This is softcore porn by the uncreatively named, Bill Zebub. Okay, maybe it's not creative, but it did make me giggle more than Lucifer Valentine.

Note: If you're a morally upright Christian (what the Hell are you doing on this site then, liar, liar pants on fire?) then you should definitely watch this and then send me hate mail! I love hate mail and I haven't received any in a few weeks.



New meaning to the phrase, getting boned. HAHA! Okay, sorry. I know, I really suck at puns. Zombie Jesus would probably not approve.

Penis Guro

While we're on the subject of guro sex again, I have more photos! I know you're just thrilled, excited and possibly even squeamish all at the same time. If you're not feeling squeamish then get help, you sick, sick fucker! Penis guro is actually pretty tough to find, but I did come across this lovely photo while doing a search for cartoon doctor. This is why safe search is so, so important.

But since I've been traumatized, I'll return the favor.

Clearly the explanation is that sperm is an antiseptic. Thus it is very important that you cum inside of your own open abdominal cavity during surgery. The doctor will assist if you have trouble achieving this on your own.

Is this from a hentai comic thing? Or does anyone know the artist?

Anthro Sex Snuff

Just to prove one of my previous statements about how 'if it exists, furries are into it', here is a guro hentai - the anime version of snuff films, though they aren't always dead in guro - scene just for you anthro sex lovers.

That's right chop off your head at climax and suck your own dick. I hear it's the best orgasm around.

Is it just me, or are those dicks all weirdly large to be going all the way through the mouth and sticking out the neckhole? Not only prominently sticking out, but with a lot of dick in front of the mouth too.

And not one of them has balls; why do anthro sex scenes rarely show balls?. Though I guess that goes without saying since they all got off while about to get their heads cut off.