Shemale Fetish Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Street Fighter Porno

Whoever thought Chun Li would serve the shemale fetish crowd? Beyond that, who expected she would be stuffing dildos into her stretched vagina and asshole while having beads stuffed down her pisshole and into her nipples. That's right, right in her nipples.

All while she sucks her own dick.

What the hell? Just, what the hell?




I especially love how shocked Chun Li looks about sucking her own dick and cumming. Did she not realize it was happening?

Tekken XXX

I have no Earthly idea what the fuck is going on in this or why he just limp-dick humped this other dude's ass, but it did remind me of Tekken. Porn of Tekken? Live action Tekken porn no less?! If it were Paul Phoenix I might be able to get into it.

An Important Update about Mystery Sex Fetish Theater

And now, an important update from the Mystery Sex Fetish Theater owner.

I'm sorry to say that I can't keep up with this blog as much as I used to. It's been a fun ride, but I'm not making any money off this blog at all to cover the cost of the time it takes me both to find pornography that is suitable and to post it up - being witty and sarcastic takes more time and thought than some believe.

Thank you to those who have followed me all this time and enjoyed the content I have provided. And never fear! I am not going anywhere. The site is not going anywhere and it will be updated with new content still. There will always be new, weird fetishes to laugh at - or as most of you nasty, perverts probably do, jerk off to.

I will now be updating the blog just once a week. There may be some weeks where I find a particularly heavy cache of strange-ness, but for the most part, once a week is all it will be. You will still get the same high-quality pithy remarks and sarcastic comments alongside the weird, creepy and fascinating fetishes, so don't worry about that.

Again, thank you to my loyal readers who have followed along here and who, I hope, will continue to do so despite the lower posting rate.

I may experiment with the site in order to try and get more out of the ads. If I make enough I would feel justified in continuing at the previous rate of posting. So if the site looks a little different do not be alarmed; there is nothing wrong.

And just because I know I cannot get your attention with text alone, here's some weird guro hentai for you:

I believe the authors name is Kotoe. All I have to say is, you sick, sick bastard. Now why the hell can't I stop staring at it?

The vagina boob is my favorite part.

Badly Animated XXX Toon Porn

A lol-worthy example of how not to do 3D animation, even when compared to other XXX toon porn.

If you will notice during the oral sex scene, the man is thrusting his cock into his bottom's forehead while at the same time shooting a fountain of cum - I mean it, it actually looks like one of those water fountains - right through the guy's head.

It's okay, he got better. He might not be coming back after taking a penis into the base of his spine though. And no, I don't mean his ass. I mean he actually got stabbed in the lower back.



Your lesson for today, this is called clipping. People who care about their finished product try to avoid this. At worst, they try to film from an angle that doesn't amplify the problem.

Dragon Age Sex Versus Dragon Age 2 Sex

I know I’ve been missing posting for quite a few days now. I did come out of my Internet coma to post for Easter though, so I should get a cookie for that. Basically, I haven’t been online at all for the last couple weeks. I got Dragon Age 2 and it’s been eating up my time.

And since this is a weird sex blog, and you don’t get much weirder than this



humorously bad (okay, this one isn't that bad, but I'm still looking for the 'zesty' mod video, but please, do notice the awkward Sten in the background at 2:51 staring at the couple), animated porn, I thought I’d take the time to talk about Dragon Age 2 a bit. Well, complain about it, more accurately.

Dragon Age 2 took all the good things they had developed during Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect 2 and threw them out the window. Unlike Mass Effect 2 which had huge amounts of romance options, Dragon Age 2 is now back down to the traditional 4, though this time they’re all bisexual so there’s more options for the gay and lesbian crowd, at least. Unlike Mass Effect 2 and Dragon Age, which allowed you to talk to your party members all the time, or even kiss or have sex with those you were in a relationship with, Dragon Age 2 limits your interaction. Your party members basically never speak to you unless they want something from you. And dear Maker, if I was trying to romance one of those people in real life, and I had to wait 3 years to have sex with someone I was flirting heavily with, or if I had to wait 3 years to have sex and then another 3 to have sex again, I’d blow a gasket.

I’m asexual and I put out more often than that!

I will give the Bioware team this though; the kiss scene this time around were awesome. The kiss with Fenris, where you push him up against the wall made me giddy. Just look at this win!



The impromptu and unexpected kiss with Anders made my panties wet - not really, but it was a really good kiss. Too bad the kisses with the women were… lacking in skilled animation. Isabela’s kisses didn’t even line up properly with my character’s lips. Like she was kissing her eyeballs or something.

As a side note, it’s kind of ironic that I was too lazy to go look up porn, so I wrote this article, which took even longer to write than finding porn would have taken.