Showing posts with label Torture Comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Torture Comics. Show all posts

Monday, May 30, 2011

Birthday with Batman Porno

Happy birthday MSFT,
You're really swell; it's okay.
Been a year to the day.
Take the night off, let's play.

Happy birthday Mystery Sex Fetish Theater! You're a year older, a year raunchier, a year more fucked up and hopefully there will be many more years of laughter, and insanely pricey therapist bills, to come.


The concept of this is actually really interesting, and even inspired a story about Harley, Ivy and Batgirl that I might share at some point when I stop being lazy, but the art itself stinks.

Those abs are horribly rendered. The bullet holes have the same consistency as those candles - which I pretend means it actually is candle wax that Harley just squished onto her to keep the candles from leaking, because bullet holes are not sexy at all. The blood on Batgirl's face seems to defy the laws of gravity somehow, not to mention the fact that there's no obvious place it came from. Why are there only five candles? Is Joker turning five? Is it shorthand for fifty? And just a personal preference, fire crotch would have been appropriate; she is a natural redhead.

Keep trying Deberzer. Hell, maybe by now you've actually improved. I sure hope so.

Bye bye now.

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Monday, August 2, 2010

Xmen Porn: Mystique is a Tranny

Can't get enough Xmen porn? Try this.


Let me introduce Sex Men by Sieren. A porno version of all your most favorite X-men characters. The original is in Portuguese, just so you know, but I have a few translated pages that I want to share. Mostly, I want to show you Mystique and Storm getting it on; did you know Storm has a serious sadism fetish?



I always knew Mystique could change how she looked, but my thoughts on that subject never extended to her growing a cock and balls? This is some serious futanari for the X-men fanboys who never quite got turned on to anime and hentai.


Sadly, based on some of the newer X-Men comics, I'd have to say this porno version by Sieren has more actual substance, even if that substance is penises and cum.