Weird Hentai Shows

The whole Princess Knight hentai shows thing is apparently really popular, because there are entire batches of these things done. This is the third, and final episode, of the Himekishi Catue show. It's actually pretty weird throughout, this was just the one with an anthro dragon yiff scene which made me laugh so hard.

Once again we have the incest fetish covered as well as gushing cum fountains, stomach inflation, stretched vaginas and assholes, hentai monster sex and much, much more.

Something is really, really wrong with these hentai producers.

Hentai Monster Sex Shows

Himekishi Lilia is probably not one of the weirdest hentai shows I have seen, but it covers a huge range of weird sex fetishes including hentai monster sex orgies, brutal incest rape, a girl that turns into a cat, double penetration, triple penetration, tentacle monsters, fisting, cum mountains and well, just go see for yourself.

I think there are six episodes in the whole series, but this is video 5, where it started getting really, really weird.

More Weird Hentai Shows?

I have shown many, many weird BDSM fuck hentai shows around here (you'd think I was tired of it by now), but this hentai show, Pigeon Blood, is the weirdest and most violent I have ever encountered. This is just a clip of it (with a second hentai that I have no idea what is) and it's rather tame compared to the full show but you will witness the forced rape fetish, double penetration, tranny (with two penises so she does the double penetration all by herself) and a pussy face! No, I'm not kidding. Seriously, I'm not!



What's the second clip following Pigeon Blood? It's really tame and boring, but that pirate-like guy is kinda cool.

Weird Hentai with Gun Masturbation

I hate to admit it, but there's something kind of sexy about the whole masturbate with a gun thing, but I'd never do it with an actual gun. Way too many chances for a mistake. Of course, this guy doesn't seem the least bit worried about shooting this chick in the cunt.



So do you think he pulls the trigger? If he does, that makes this weird hentai into a guro hentai along the same lines as that shotgun guro hentai.

Also, does anyone know what hentai this is from?

Badly Animated XXX Toon Porn

A lol-worthy example of how not to do 3D animation, even when compared to other XXX toon porn.

If you will notice during the oral sex scene, the man is thrusting his cock into his bottom's forehead while at the same time shooting a fountain of cum - I mean it, it actually looks like one of those water fountains - right through the guy's head.

It's okay, he got better. He might not be coming back after taking a penis into the base of his spine though. And no, I don't mean his ass. I mean he actually got stabbed in the lower back.



Your lesson for today, this is called clipping. People who care about their finished product try to avoid this. At worst, they try to film from an angle that doesn't amplify the problem.

Rape Toons Shitting Fetish

Previously I showed the second episode of Shinsou no Reijoutachi but I never got around to actually watching the first one. Seriously, as weird as the second one was, I wasn't sure I wanted to watch the first one at all.

This one is way different and focuses on a whole different set of fetishes. I have trouble laughing at the various toilet fetishes, because they're so disgusting, but this was just so over the top I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

"Feed Sachi her food." Talk about a shitting fetish. Who eagerly laps up someone's shit? And how do you avoid getting diseases if you're hooked up to the toilet day and night?




Stupidest line in a porno ever: "You are enjoying this. So much that you wet yourself." Since when was pissing your pants a sign of being turned on?

Dragon Age Sex Versus Dragon Age 2 Sex

I know I’ve been missing posting for quite a few days now. I did come out of my Internet coma to post for Easter though, so I should get a cookie for that. Basically, I haven’t been online at all for the last couple weeks. I got Dragon Age 2 and it’s been eating up my time.

And since this is a weird sex blog, and you don’t get much weirder than this



humorously bad (okay, this one isn't that bad, but I'm still looking for the 'zesty' mod video, but please, do notice the awkward Sten in the background at 2:51 staring at the couple), animated porn, I thought I’d take the time to talk about Dragon Age 2 a bit. Well, complain about it, more accurately.

Dragon Age 2 took all the good things they had developed during Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect 2 and threw them out the window. Unlike Mass Effect 2 which had huge amounts of romance options, Dragon Age 2 is now back down to the traditional 4, though this time they’re all bisexual so there’s more options for the gay and lesbian crowd, at least. Unlike Mass Effect 2 and Dragon Age, which allowed you to talk to your party members all the time, or even kiss or have sex with those you were in a relationship with, Dragon Age 2 limits your interaction. Your party members basically never speak to you unless they want something from you. And dear Maker, if I was trying to romance one of those people in real life, and I had to wait 3 years to have sex with someone I was flirting heavily with, or if I had to wait 3 years to have sex and then another 3 to have sex again, I’d blow a gasket.

I’m asexual and I put out more often than that!

I will give the Bioware team this though; the kiss scene this time around were awesome. The kiss with Fenris, where you push him up against the wall made me giddy. Just look at this win!



The impromptu and unexpected kiss with Anders made my panties wet - not really, but it was a really good kiss. Too bad the kisses with the women were… lacking in skilled animation. Isabela’s kisses didn’t even line up properly with my character’s lips. Like she was kissing her eyeballs or something.

As a side note, it’s kind of ironic that I was too lazy to go look up porn, so I wrote this article, which took even longer to write than finding porn would have taken.

Sailor Moon and the Seven Balls Part 3: Weird Hentai

And the final installment of Sailor Moon and the Seven Ball!

If you watch nothing else of these weird hentai shows you must watch the first few seconds of this episode. It features Sailor Moon going to town on her own cock. That's right autofellatio with Sailor Moon.

Avatar Hentai

I mean Avatar the Last Air Bender, not Avatar with the giant, blue monsters that have sex with their hair. Though I will probably do a bunch of videos and pictures of that at some point too. For now, lolicon with the Avatar cartoon characters will be enough.




I'm aware Avatar is not an anime and that it's Western animation, but it has a lot in common with anime so it's going into my anime porno rundown. If you don't like that, then pretend it's not showing in the middle of it.

Sailor Moon and the Seven Balls Part 2: Weird Hentai

Because I know you've been waiting for it, here is episode 2 of the Sailor Moon and the 7 Balls hentai. The poor animation just seems to get worse as does the weirdness of this hentai.

Android 18 Rape Toons

Finally, the only anime porn that's more popular than Sailor Moon! Dragon Ball Z! This one actually makes me laugh really hard because the cut scenes from the original Dragon Ball Z episodes is put in, along with the music, making this appear like it's canon. In my world, Cell definitely fucked Android 18.

I'm willing to bet it is. There had to be a reason Cell was so willing to wait around for the tournament. He was just basking in the afterglow of an internal anal creampie.

Sailor Moon and the Seven Balls: Weird hentai

I remember downloading this movie a long time ago. It was marked as an actual episode of Sailor Moon and boy was I surprised when I turned it on to find this. I guess that was my lesson learned for pirating bad anime.

This is episode one of the Sailor Moon and the Seven Balls hentai. There are way more than seven balls in this weird hentai, I assure you. As everyone has a set of balls; there are very few vaginas that didn't have a penis growing out of them.

Guro Hentai Torture Cartoons

Sadly, instead of the peace-bringing lesbian warfare, you're much more likely to get this kind of situation.

Even though this is a weird rape fetish, hostage scenario, it was interestingly unique right up until the guy uses the shotgun while it's inside the woman's ass.

I guess if you're into anal gaping stretching, this is your movie!

Hentai Monster Sex Stomach Inflation

Talking about human toilets always makes me think of tentacle monsters. I mean, how often do they actually look like they're cumming? They usually just look like they're jettisoning a bunch of piss all over you, because let's face it, no man or monster can probably produce enough cum to inflate you and make you puke it out - especially since that's physically impossible.

This picture demonstrates exactly what I'm talking about in case you've never had the 'pleasure' of viewing, and laughing at, belly bulging and stomach inflation.

Does anyone know what hentai this is from? I'm admittedly not very up-to-date about all the popular hentai monster sex titles, but I feel like I should probably know this one.

Disney Sex Cartoons

X-Men and other grown up comic book heroes or even cartoon heroes who get themselves into adult situations - Family Guy, for instance - aren't all that strange as far as fetishes go. If cartoon sex gets your rocks off then those things are a pretty safe route.

But when the hell did we start defiling my childhood memories with Disney sex cartoons?

Well, might as well watch Jasmine get her cartoon pussy plowed.




You know, pedophiles jerk off to cartoons and Disney movies. Thought you'd like to know.

X-Men Porn

Making hentai out of adult comic book characters is mildly understandable, especially since much of the X-Men comic is sexual. Really, there's just no excuse for the shitty animation. Surely someone with better art and animation skills has a hard-on for some of the X-girls and can do better.

Tentacle Monster Ear Probing: Weird Hentai

Not entirely convinced ear cleaning is sexual?

Check this hentai: about 14 mins in a tentacle monster is poking this anime girl’s ear while stroking her.

Aside from the ear probing, there's a lot of other stuff going on with this video. Of course, when is there not a lot of weird stuff going on with a hentai? The fact that the girl isn't related to the tentacle monster is probably some small miracle - wait... she might be his sister.