Super Orgy Horror: Faust

Okay, I have a serious weakness for pornos parading as horror movies and I just have to share another one with you. This movie is called Faust: Love of the Damned. From ketchup-colored blood to horrible CGI with inflating boobs and butt and a lame, super orgy at the end, this movie is a hilariously awful excuse for 'horror' and porn.

More Weird Hentai Shows?

I have shown many, many weird BDSM fuck hentai shows around here (you'd think I was tired of it by now), but this hentai show, Pigeon Blood, is the weirdest and most violent I have ever encountered. This is just a clip of it (with a second hentai that I have no idea what is) and it's rather tame compared to the full show but you will witness the forced rape fetish, double penetration, tranny (with two penises so she does the double penetration all by herself) and a pussy face! No, I'm not kidding. Seriously, I'm not!



What's the second clip following Pigeon Blood? It's really tame and boring, but that pirate-like guy is kinda cool.

Rape Fetish Pussy Fisting

This woman is supposedly catering to the rape fetish in people, but I have a really hard time believing its rape since 1. she came prepared with her asshole and pussy lubed and pre-stretched, 2. she's moaning like a $2 whore (ironically, how much she was probably paid for this) and 3. she's smiling at her rapists.

This is a seriously light BDSM fuck, despite how hardcore they're trying to make it seem with their masks and kidnapping her.

Guro Hentai Torture Cartoons

Sadly, instead of the peace-bringing lesbian warfare, you're much more likely to get this kind of situation.

Even though this is a weird rape fetish, hostage scenario, it was interestingly unique right up until the guy uses the shotgun while it's inside the woman's ass.

I guess if you're into anal gaping stretching, this is your movie!

BDSM Fuck: Slow Torture Puke Chamber

Do you remember when I showed the Maskhead snuff movie? That movie was messed up, right? Like someone wanted to make porn, but didn't want to work with an actual porn agency for marketing so they just made a shitty horror movie instead.

Well, I come baring more treats very similar to the Maskhead snuff movie. Movies like this have a little bit of every fetish and a whole lot to laugh at. Let's begin by laughing at the writer/producer/director of today's movie titled "Slow Torture Puke Chamber". He has dubbed himself Lucifer Valentine - at least I assume his parents weren't insane enough to name their child Lucifer. You never know.

In the opening credits alone you get to watch fake cocks shoot fake blood all over a probably real stripper. Who could ask for more from a movie?




True to Lucifer Valentine's name, he has created some really sick and retarded BDSM and brutal pornography and then labeled it with a horror movie tag instead of marketing it to perverts who enjoy snuff videos and a bad BDSM fuck.

This is yet another BDSM clip where I can't list all the actual fetishes in the tags so I'm just going to put some of the fetishes in order of how they appear. You can try to scroll through if there's a particular one you want to whack off to, you sick fuck.

Cumshot blood
Vomit fetish
Asphyxiation, possibly autoerotic asphyxiation. It was hard to tell.
Piss slave
Incest fetish with an Elektra complex.
More self-induced vomit fetish, but it's blood and she drinks it.
Gagging
Even more vomit fetish
Drunken sleeping fetish
Advanced masturbation techniques with a Crucifix; it's like Jesus is cunt-punting you.
Bondage artwork
More vomit fetish. You're seeing a theme here, right? One girl pukes up blood, the other pukes up... stuff. They both keep masturbating with their crucifixes.
BDSM fuck with a crucifix - someone else brutally fucks this girl with it instead of masturbation.
Food eating fetish mixed with
Bug fetish
Girls drinking piss and calling herself a piss slave
Autoerotic asphyxiation
Prostitution
More piss slave action
BBW obese girl getting beaten
More vomit fetish!
More African BBW girl.
Period fetish
Pregnancy fetish
Snuff fetish
And more vomit fetish
Male gagging and vomit fetish; it's not just for women. I actually think that fat, unattractive guy is Lucifer Valentine himself. I can't imagine anyone else wanting to pretend to devour a baby.
More vomit fetish with the BBW obese girl eating it.
And the piss slave is back.
Baby rape
More vomit fetish with the African BBW being forced to drink it.
More piss slave girl.
Fat guy vomit fetish again; I guess he wasn't really that into the baby rape.
Girls drinking piss again.
Rape fetish sex stories
I'm really tired of listing the vomit fetish stuff, so... let's just assume there's a lot more vomiting.
Autoerotic asphyxiation leading to snuff to finish the horrendous stupidity of this movie off.

And now that I have watched all of that, I'm going to bill Lucifer Valentine for my psychiatric bills... Not! That movie was not nearly as shocking and disgusting as he probably thinks it is. I routinely see worse on amateur porn sites.

Nipple Pumping Milk Machine

I've decided to give you more Belladonna. Why? Because that woman is a freak and there is no better fodder for my blog than the freaks of porn.

To be honest, this video seems tame to me just because it's the only Belladonna video I've seen where she's not taking fists or feet up her stretched vagina and ass. The fact that she's being milked like a cow though is pretty hilariously redeeming. Watch the nipple pumping madness!

More bonus points for lesbians!


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Ironically, I have trouble giggling about the nipple pumping and milk machine because her short hair really bothers me. Like really, really bothered. She looks like she was abused in a military camp recently; maybe navigating her gaping ass and pussy is a military mission.

And am I the only one who now thinks Belladonna had creepy masturbation sessions while feeding her child?

BDSM Clip

I realized today that there was something I had not posted very much of and it surprised me a bit to realize this. I have only posted a BDSM clip here and there, and that's bizarre because BDSM is like furries, it gets combined with just about every fetish imaginable.

So here's a hard BDSM fuck. Of course, I'm not sure how actual BDSM it is since the girl is clearly making demands, such as "I want the audience to call me a fucking whore!" I'm also not sure this is really in 'public' or even with a non-porno industry audience, but it's an interesting twist on the public sex idea if it is.

Peehole Play and Cervix Stretching

If female peehole play alone isn't enough for you, I have a very weird BDSM clip for you today. Today we'll be mixing peehole sounding with cervix play and cervix stretching. She has giant piercings, tied to string, holding her floppy pussy lips open, and there's some speculum play with the cervix penetration. This is the same woman from the stretched vagina orgasming video. She is definitely a kinky freak and this is not the last we'll be seeing of her.

I'm pretty sure cervix penetration scars your insides up; I also just can't imagine it feels good. There's a reason having a baby hurts and dilating the cervix takes so long. cervix penetration with speculum holding her open.



My vagina just aches watching this. And I don't mean good, moist aching. I mean, gasping and holding my vagina kind of like men do when they get kicked in the balls. I imagine the pain in my ovaries from watching this is about similar.

Underage Hentai Gains Fines

Cartoons are people too. Didn't you know? I'm sure those who get their rocks off watching hentai and other cartoon porn already know about this as it happened quite a few years ago, but I thought I'd tell the story for those who aren't aware - it really is a funny little story.


An Australian man was convicted of having child pornography because he had pornographic images of Maggie, Bart and Lisa Simpson on his computer. The lawyer tried to argue she was her age by years on the air rather than just arguing she is not a real human being.

The man ultimately had to pay $3,000 fines and was released on a good behavior bond.

In seeking an overturn to the original child pornography ruling, a second judge proved himself to be equally incompetent by yet again ruling that cartoons are people too.

Don't worry, all the Simpsons appear to be 18 and over here so jack off at your leisure. Picture by The Fear.

Like high school, loli or shota hentai? Better not keep evidence of it around the house, because that orgasm you got from it could turn into a $3,000 masturbation service.

Xmen Porn: Mystique is a Tranny

Can't get enough Xmen porn? Try this.

Let me introduce Sex Men by Sieren. A porno version of all your most favorite X-men characters. The original is in Portuguese, just so you know, but I have a few translated pages that I want to share. Mostly, I want to show you Mystique and Storm getting it on; did you know Storm has a serious sadism fetish?

I always knew Mystique could change how she looked, but my thoughts on that subject never extended to her growing a cock and balls? This is some serious futanari for the X-men fanboys who never quite got turned on to anime and hentai.

Sadly, based on some of the newer X-Men comics, I'd have to say this porno version by Sieren has more actual substance, even if that substance is penises and cum.

Bound Ass Gaping Stretching

In case you guys think I'm being too vicious with the trampling cock fetish and other cock torture fetishes, let's move on to some other body parts. How about some anus stretching instead?

Watch this girl get her asshole gaping and stretching on toys and dicks. Bonus higheels fetish points for doing it in heels for no reason.


Why does that big, ribbed stretching dildo have a chain on it? Are they worried they're going to lose it?