A Penny for your Dirty Thoughts?

A penny is a lot more than the average Joe will make for their dirty thoughts. Unless you’re actively producing or making pornography/erotica or running a sex hotline, then you are probably keeping your thoughts to yourself or sharing them with others for free.

Wouldn’t it be better to get paid for your filthy knowledge?

Here are some questions to get you started about a variety of fetishes. Know anything about any of these? Know anything about any of the other, millions of questions on WebAnswers.com, then give them an answer.


What is the Strangest Fetish You have Heard of?

What Causes a Foot Fetish?

Why do I have a Haircutting Fetish?

What is a Fart Fetish?

What does it mean if you have a Pee Fetish?

Share your Foot Fetish Stories

Is it Legal to Sell Fetish Porn DVDs Online?

Things you should know:

You must ask or answer 10 questions before you are eligible to earn from WebAnswers. Once you have your first 10 posts, you will be invited to join Google Adsense. From there you apply, connect your Adsense account to WebAnswers and start earning.

Answers or questions should not contain sexually explicit content; use proper terms when talking about sex, such as penis and vagina. Also, do not share overly dirty stories, such as talking in-depth about masturbation or sex. You can explain why a fetish exists, why it interests you and even how you derive pleasure from it, but do so in a professional manner.

Good grammar, spelling and post length all work toward making you more money. Use a spell checker before posting and do the best you can with grammar. The better you are, the more money you can potentially make.

How much can you make?

I have earned over $400 on the site in just a few months. That’s not a large amount of money, but just a few hours of answering, making friends with new people, learning new things, etc. I’d say that’s some pretty good pocket change.

Yiffy Blowup Dolls

Men aren't the only one who love blowup dolls. But we've all seen a woman humping a squeaky male blowup doll and it's just not sexy in any way. Actually, this isn't the least bit sexy either, but it is way funnier than your typical blowup dolls videos.

This girl likes fucking whale blowup dolls.

Good thing he wasn’t a sperm whale or she’d have needed a big condom. New meaning to the term hump back whale. Okay, I’m done with the whale jokes. ...was that a killer (whale) orgasm?

Okay, sorry, sorry.

Blowup Dolls Alternative Plushie

Today I want to introduce you to this weird product I found. It's an alternative for blowup dolls and plushies. When you have a plushie sex fetish and a blowup dolls fetish, this little sex toy is just what you need.


Introducing the Aoi Himeno Plushie Sex Doll!

Billy and Mandy Porn

While we're on the subject of stomach inflation and weird hentai with stomach bulging, I have to show everyone this Billy & Mandy porn by a very talented artist named Wagner.

First, I present to you stomach bulging so horrifying my vagina actually ached for a cartoon character! Penises do not and cannot look like that inside of a woman, in case you weren't aware. If it did, it would be puncturing her cervix and she would most likely not be enjoying it - assuming she wasn't passed out and bleeding to death.

And gallons of cum. This has always been one of the most disgusting fetishes to me. Who wants gallons of cum? Seriously! A tablespoon or less of it is gag-inducing enough, especially if the guy, like most men in the US, has an absolutely atrocious diet. 

You can see the rest of Wagner's comics of Billy and Mandy porn here.

Illegaltube and Anal Bizarre

Note, a portion of this is an old post that I salvaged from an old blog. I wanted to recycle it rather than waste it. The guestbook was removed just two days after I made this post, but I'm pretty sure their TOS hasn't changed. The site now also requires a 'donation' to view videos over 2 minutes in length.

Shockingtube.com

We all know what this is. It’s another dirty youtube porn site, kind of like redtube, pornotube or a variety of other tubes you could think of. The difference is, shockingtube is meant to… shock you. More than that, it’s meant to get very disturbing and creepy fetish people’s rocks off.

The sad truth is, there was a video on there I wanted to see and so I registered an account(you have to have an account to view videos). Now, I saw a way to delete my account at one point, but had already clicked away from it and when I went in search of it again, just couldn’t find it. I wasn’t too worried. Not worried until I found fifteen friend requests in my mail box from creeps on shockingtube. And let’s not forget the e-mails I began receiving with people asking was I into piss, shit, dogs, animals of any variety, incest or just having a real life slave that would relocate to please me. No, no I’m not into any of those things. Ignoring these creepy people just doesn’t work though as more crop up and heaven forbid you contact them to tell them you hate them, for they will come back full force with their love of whatever their fetish is or they will accuse you of having sex with dogs(wait… isn’t that a compliment from these people?)

So I finally found the delete my account button again. Know what I found? There’s a mailer error, not that my e-mail doesn’t exist, but that their account, noreply@shockingtube.com doesn’t exist. OMGWTFBBQBYOBLMFAO!? Are they serious? Their own account doesn’t exist? This account that has been sending me multitudes of friend requests from creepy people I don’t want to be friends with no longer exists? But it’s still sending me friend requests!

And don’t bother trying to contact them about the error on their site or the fact that you want your account deleted. There’s a mailer error of the same variety on the contact us page.

Now let’s move on to the fun I discovered while trying to decipher this website. Terms of service. Does this now translate to ‘illegal as hell’?

Directly from their guestbook: Name: 16yr
Description: 16yr old male want cam **********(screen name and e-mail deleted for the safety of the minor who has already corrupted his mind with weird fetishism)

Directly from Terms of Service: “The Website is controlled and offered by ShockingTube from its facilities in the United States of America. ShockingTube makes no representations that the ShockingTube Website is appropriate or available for use in other locations.”

All good and dandy, just follow American law, be 18 and make sure it’s legal in your community to view pornographic material. But wait! Do they undermine themselves? Of course, just like all good contracts do!

“You affirm that you are either more than 18 years of age, or an emancipated minor, or possess legal parental or guardian consent, and are fully able and competent to enter into the terms, conditions, obligations, affirmations, representations, and warranties set forth in these Terms of Service, and to abide by and comply with these Terms of Service. In any case, you affirm that you are over the age of 13, as the ShockingTube Website is not intended for children under 13. If you are under 13 years of age, then please do not use the ShockingTube Website—there are lots of other great web sites for you. Talk to your parents about what sites are appropriate for you.”

But wait… you are assuming I’m from America but you think it’s legal for me to view your website at the age of 13? Are you serious? 13? I don‘t even want to view this site and I‘m 20! Or that having parental permission or being emancipated makes it legal to view pornography? Wow! Someone take these boys to law school and teach them how to put together at least a believable contract! Any parent/guardian/adult allowing a minor(even an emancipated minor) access to pornographic material will most likely be put in jail… plus it’s just plain creepy.

And now so you can see just how creepy shockingtube is, and this link should work even without an account and without donating, this man's assholes gets torn open on a stretching dildo. ....is that corn under the head?

Anal Toilet Fetish

Speaking of using body parts incorrectly, weird hentai with nipple fucking is probably worse than this, but just in case you didn't know, a person is not a human toilet and the asshole is not supposed to hold piss in any shape or form.


Watch this guys piss in a woman’s ass.

There is either something really wrong with her asshole or they need to get rid of that costume because it’s making it look like she has a balloon in there. Is that the female jockstrap or what? I have crotchless panties that look nothing like that.

If ever I was interested in anal, the sight of that woman’s poor, wrecked asshole has changed that forever.

Yeti Sex

Evelyn fucks a yeti in this really weird costume video. Screw sparkly vampires, World of Warcraft porn trolls, and werewolves, yetis are what all the cute porn stars want to fuck!

eFukt Stretched Vagina Fisting

I was going to do a post, and I had planned to do this from the very day I started this blog, about how much I love(d) efukt.com. Don’t get me wrong, I do love it, but I haven’t been there in many, many months now. Why? Maybe because I’ve been busy with this and other things, but I doubt it - because really, who’s too busy for a good laugh; a MSFT always has time to laugh at bad porn. I lost interest because I realized the selection on efukt.com is rather limited and the owner repeats posts very often.

I have yet to resort to doing such a thing, granted this is all still rather young to me. But trust me, with all the weird stuff I’ve seen I don’t think I’ll ever run out of material.


I guess… well efukt will always have a special place in my heart, but it’s lost its place in my bookmarks. I hope my MSFTs will find some joy though. The owner of Efukt and I apparently have similar taste, because while looking through it today to find something to promote along with the site, I found the animatronic pony video I posted very early on in the blog - I hadn’t even seen it over there until now.

Great minds or something like that.

What I did find that I wanted to share, because I haven’t been able to find this anywhere else, is this insanely stretched vagina with double vagina fisting! I have seen many loose pussies in my days, but this pussy could be a fucking airport! This woman definitely needs a new button but I'm not sure if the pink on it is the problem.

Enjoy MSFTs!

Zit Popping Makes Me Hot

To keep with the theme of hygiene I got started with prolapsed assholes and pissing inside pussies, today we're going to pop zits. Some people are incredibly turned on by the feel of puss rushing through the skin and bursting through the surface. Everyone has a fetish, for some people, that fetish is pimple popping.

Favorite zit fetish post from that site:

When TW and I were still an item, it seemed like there were several dynamics at work. When she wandered in the room and started going over my back, it was simultaneously soothing and a little bit scary, since she went after those blemishes on my back with a vengeance. It was certain I would suffer some pain. It was also certain that several "itchy spots" on my back would stop itching for the forseeable future. There was a good chance she'd draw blood. There was also an excellent chance that when she was done, she would be "in the mood" if I followed her from the room quickly enough after she was done. Since "in the mood" was an infrequent occurrence, I suppose this was a positive reinforcement for me to sit there and take it.

Just to get you off, here's a big, juicy zit.



This actually reminds me of yogurt cumshots from huge dicks. Are pimples phallic symbols? Maybe if they're big enough.

Prolapsed Asses are Sexy

Speaking of deformities and sex, your asshole isn't supposed to be inside out, is it? And if it falls out you should probably go to a doctor, or at the least try to push it back in, not play around with it like it's sexy.

I'm a little scared that thing is going to jump out and eat me. It kind of looks like one of those worms from Tremor - you know, the one that was hanging half out of the wall after smashing its head open.

And let's not forget the anal creampie right before the prolapse. You know, if she could do that with her pussy, she wouldn't need birth control! Guy cums inside her, she turns her insides out and wipes it all clean. No babies being made here.

Want more glorious, sexy prolapses, anal fisting, pussy fisting, creampies for both holes and more all around weirdness? Try Club Gape. It's not the weirdest shit I've ever seen, but it is pretty fucking weird. And that woman in the pics, named Ayla Mia, prolapses everytime she's on the site.

Orgasm for the Ear - Eargasm

I think ear cleaning - Asian style, where they have hard ear wax and use ear picks - is the newest type of porn. Just look at him having an orgasm - eargasm? - around 2:40.

Not convinced that guy was eargasming from his ear cleaning? Watch this clip from the movie Bonten and see how these women squirm and moan while their ears are cleaned. Personally, I'd be afraid of a ruptured eardrum from all that movement. Being a screamer and shaker would be as bad for eargasms as it is for small, thin-walled apartments.




Personally, I really enjoy watching ear picking videos - like the one right above; just watching makes my skin tingle and my ears feel good. I almost want to have this done, but I have a fear that it won’t be nearly as good as I think it will be - and I don’t think I could ever have an eargasm like the Vegeta wannabe in ニコから.



For the record, that girl in the Dragon Ball Z wannabe video needs blue hair to complete the Dragon Ball Z fantasy; just sayin’. She’s also having far too hard of a time playing along with the fantasy, not that I can say I blame her. The guy would have had a punctured eardrum from me rolling about laughing at him.

Whipped Cream and Fruit Fetish

More watermelon fucking! After this video and the last one, watermelon will never just be a happy, summer day fruit again.

And I don’t think I can ever look at whipped cream in the same way either.

Tube8 and Trend Micro

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Hot and Cold, Mostly Hot Peehole Insertion

Watch this guy pour hot wax in his dick hole and squeeze it out. Other random cock abuse follows.

Out of this whole video the only thing I want to know about is, was that tobacco chew shooting out at the end?

My brain hurts just thinking about it.

If hot wax doesn't do it for you, watch this guy cum a worm.