Pissing on a Cake

Hey, MSFTs! Back for another attempt at a birthday I see? Well, today the blog turns 2 years old and I wanted to try to celebrate with cake again.

I know it didn't go well the last few times. I mean there was the whole cake fucking fiasco then Harley Quinn put Batgirl on it and then a BBW obese nearly ate your whole hand, but this time I think I've got it down!

This cute blonde girl is just lighting the candles now. Come have some.



Oh, apparently she thought she should put the candles out, too.

....maybe I'll try pie next year.

Anus Stretching Goatse

You know what's really been missing from this blog of horrifying and creepy fetishes? Goatse. That's right. We have not yet delved into the horror that is goatse. Even the most committed anus stretching perverts cannot compare with the terror that is goatse's manhole.

So today, I present Kirk J; that's Goatse's real name, in case you didn't know. He's into anus stretching, in case that wasn't painfully, and I mean painfully obvious and urination. Oh and probably bestiality, but we'll delve into that later.




He has got to be the most unkinky dirty talk person I have ever seen in my life. "A big penis" is just not something sexy to say.

Rape Toons Shitting Fetish

Previously I showed the second episode of Shinsou no Reijoutachi but I never got around to actually watching the first one. Seriously, as weird as the second one was, I wasn't sure I wanted to watch the first one at all.

This one is way different and focuses on a whole different set of fetishes. I have trouble laughing at the various toilet fetishes, because they're so disgusting, but this was just so over the top I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

"Feed Sachi her food." Talk about a shitting fetish. Who eagerly laps up someone's shit? And how do you avoid getting diseases if you're hooked up to the toilet day and night?




Stupidest line in a porno ever: "You are enjoying this. So much that you wet yourself." Since when was pissing your pants a sign of being turned on?

BDSM Fuck: Slow Torture Puke Chamber

Do you remember when I showed the Maskhead snuff movie? That movie was messed up, right? Like someone wanted to make porn, but didn't want to work with an actual porn agency for marketing so they just made a shitty horror movie instead.

Well, I come baring more treats very similar to the Maskhead snuff movie. Movies like this have a little bit of every fetish and a whole lot to laugh at. Let's begin by laughing at the writer/producer/director of today's movie titled "Slow Torture Puke Chamber". He has dubbed himself Lucifer Valentine - at least I assume his parents weren't insane enough to name their child Lucifer. You never know.

In the opening credits alone you get to watch fake cocks shoot fake blood all over a probably real stripper. Who could ask for more from a movie?




True to Lucifer Valentine's name, he has created some really sick and retarded BDSM and brutal pornography and then labeled it with a horror movie tag instead of marketing it to perverts who enjoy snuff videos and a bad BDSM fuck.

This is yet another BDSM clip where I can't list all the actual fetishes in the tags so I'm just going to put some of the fetishes in order of how they appear. You can try to scroll through if there's a particular one you want to whack off to, you sick fuck.

Cumshot blood
Vomit fetish
Asphyxiation, possibly autoerotic asphyxiation. It was hard to tell.
Piss slave
Incest fetish with an Elektra complex.
More self-induced vomit fetish, but it's blood and she drinks it.
Gagging
Even more vomit fetish
Drunken sleeping fetish
Advanced masturbation techniques with a Crucifix; it's like Jesus is cunt-punting you.
Bondage artwork
More vomit fetish. You're seeing a theme here, right? One girl pukes up blood, the other pukes up... stuff. They both keep masturbating with their crucifixes.
BDSM fuck with a crucifix - someone else brutally fucks this girl with it instead of masturbation.
Food eating fetish mixed with
Bug fetish
Girls drinking piss and calling herself a piss slave
Autoerotic asphyxiation
Prostitution
More piss slave action
BBW obese girl getting beaten
More vomit fetish!
More African BBW girl.
Period fetish
Pregnancy fetish
Snuff fetish
And more vomit fetish
Male gagging and vomit fetish; it's not just for women. I actually think that fat, unattractive guy is Lucifer Valentine himself. I can't imagine anyone else wanting to pretend to devour a baby.
More vomit fetish with the BBW obese girl eating it.
And the piss slave is back.
Baby rape
More vomit fetish with the African BBW being forced to drink it.
More piss slave girl.
Fat guy vomit fetish again; I guess he wasn't really that into the baby rape.
Girls drinking piss again.
Rape fetish sex stories
I'm really tired of listing the vomit fetish stuff, so... let's just assume there's a lot more vomiting.
Autoerotic asphyxiation leading to snuff to finish the horrendous stupidity of this movie off.

And now that I have watched all of that, I'm going to bill Lucifer Valentine for my psychiatric bills... Not! That movie was not nearly as shocking and disgusting as he probably thinks it is. I routinely see worse on amateur porn sites.

Public Piss Slave

To keep with the public sex combo BDSM clip and other fetishes thing I've got going, here's one sure to... well probably disgust you.

Piss slaves - I think they must be piss slaves, or at least slaves to money who have no morals - pissing in public. If only they were pissing on national monuments I might actually be impressed. Just pissing on a sidewalk or behind a bus is more like something a dirty, drunk and deranged homeless person does.


How does someone jerk off to this? And do they jerk off equal amounts to bums pissing on the street?


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Some of those pussies are seriously fucked up looking. Your inner labia are not the curtains of your vulva. K? Thnx, bai.