Shemale Fetish Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Street Fighter Porno

Whoever thought Chun Li would serve the shemale fetish crowd? Beyond that, who expected she would be stuffing dildos into her stretched vagina and asshole while having beads stuffed down her pisshole and into her nipples. That's right, right in her nipples.

All while she sucks her own dick.

What the hell? Just, what the hell?




I especially love how shocked Chun Li looks about sucking her own dick and cumming. Did she not realize it was happening?

Fat Fetish with Fruit Fetish

Obesity is funny, especially when the person seems to think they are attractive. Not only does this man have an unhealthy fascination with fucking fruit - and his asshole looks like it is seriously messed up - but his flaps of fat on his ass and legs are black and grey. Seriously, how long do you have to sit on your fat ass every day to make your skin look necrotic?

Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Self Fucking Part 2

Okay, so you've learned how to shove your dick up your own ass, but how about getting something else up there too? That's what dildos are for!

Actually, doesn't his dick look seriously mashed up? Are they supposed to look like that? As a vagina-owner I'm not sure if that would hurt, but it makes me cringe. Can someone tell me if penises are supposed to do that?

Horse Bestiality in Training

I promised you more videos of Goatse and here it is!

As if the ass stretched out big enough to have a head inserted wasn't freaky enough, this guy has a serious horse bestiality fetish! As do his viewers, as they are now requesting uploads of him fucking an actual stallion. Apparently these weirdos have never heard of Mr. Hands.... or they have and are trying to hurry Goatse's demise.

Whatever. Watch and laugh.

Anus Stretching Goatse

You know what's really been missing from this blog of horrifying and creepy fetishes? Goatse. That's right. We have not yet delved into the horror that is goatse. Even the most committed anus stretching perverts cannot compare with the terror that is goatse's manhole.

So today, I present Kirk J; that's Goatse's real name, in case you didn't know. He's into anus stretching, in case that wasn't painfully, and I mean painfully obvious and urination. Oh and probably bestiality, but we'll delve into that later.




He has got to be the most unkinky dirty talk person I have ever seen in my life. "A big penis" is just not something sexy to say.

Rape Fetish Pussy Fisting

This woman is supposedly catering to the rape fetish in people, but I have a really hard time believing its rape since 1. she came prepared with her asshole and pussy lubed and pre-stretched, 2. she's moaning like a $2 whore (ironically, how much she was probably paid for this) and 3. she's smiling at her rapists.

This is a seriously light BDSM fuck, despite how hardcore they're trying to make it seem with their masks and kidnapping her.

How to do Nipple Pumping

Have you ever wanted nipples that looked like an entire roll of quarters stacked on top of each other? ....no? Well, have you ever wanted to have sex with a woman who had nipples like that!? ....still no? Well, damn. How about laugh at a woman whose pumped nipples look like that? I'm onto something now, aren't I?

Good, good. Well, this video will show how to do nipple pumping and you can get a good laugh or a good jerk off, whichever. It's up to you.




This video covers a more advanced nipple pumping technique, which include the use of saline. The saline will eventually dissolve into the tissue and work its way out of the body so this is still only temporary. It is a great addition to BDSM needle play with nipple pumping though.

Buy your own nipple pumping tool today and you can work your way up to Vinam and Chim's level of freaky.

Or just give it as a gag gift. You know you want to!

P.S. If you recognized those nasty looking vaginal piercings then good for you. This woman was featured in a few previous posts, including a peehole play and cervix penetration video.

Highheels Fetish Anal Bizarre

While we're on the topic of gaping and stretching asses, let's take a look at this video. I'm not even sure how to categorize it. So... there is anal and bizarre stuff. There you go.

Self-fisting, a speculum with a baseball bat in it, a high heels fetish and more. I don't even know where to begin with this bizarre fisting and insertion video.

Post Valentines Desserts

I waited until after Valentines Day to share these precious desserts because... well it's obviously not Valentines Day desserts that they're using. It is really freaky though and all the leftover Valentines candy I saw at the store made me think about this.

Two late 30's women are dressed up in slutty clothing in childish colors, one of them even looks like that pink haired girl from Lazy Town, and one gets big suckers shoved up her pussy.

Serious pussy stretching going on with candy; I ... never wanted to imagine this at all, but now I do want to laugh at it.




Can you say yeast infection? She will be tomorrow. The yeast will be feasting on those jellybeans stuck in her snatch for days!

Illegaltube and Anal Bizarre

Note, a portion of this is an old post that I salvaged from an old blog. I wanted to recycle it rather than waste it. The guestbook was removed just two days after I made this post, but I'm pretty sure their TOS hasn't changed. The site now also requires a 'donation' to view videos over 2 minutes in length.

Shockingtube.com

We all know what this is. It’s another dirty youtube porn site, kind of like redtube, pornotube or a variety of other tubes you could think of. The difference is, shockingtube is meant to… shock you. More than that, it’s meant to get very disturbing and creepy fetish people’s rocks off.

The sad truth is, there was a video on there I wanted to see and so I registered an account(you have to have an account to view videos). Now, I saw a way to delete my account at one point, but had already clicked away from it and when I went in search of it again, just couldn’t find it. I wasn’t too worried. Not worried until I found fifteen friend requests in my mail box from creeps on shockingtube. And let’s not forget the e-mails I began receiving with people asking was I into piss, shit, dogs, animals of any variety, incest or just having a real life slave that would relocate to please me. No, no I’m not into any of those things. Ignoring these creepy people just doesn’t work though as more crop up and heaven forbid you contact them to tell them you hate them, for they will come back full force with their love of whatever their fetish is or they will accuse you of having sex with dogs(wait… isn’t that a compliment from these people?)

So I finally found the delete my account button again. Know what I found? There’s a mailer error, not that my e-mail doesn’t exist, but that their account, noreply@shockingtube.com doesn’t exist. OMGWTFBBQBYOBLMFAO!? Are they serious? Their own account doesn’t exist? This account that has been sending me multitudes of friend requests from creepy people I don’t want to be friends with no longer exists? But it’s still sending me friend requests!

And don’t bother trying to contact them about the error on their site or the fact that you want your account deleted. There’s a mailer error of the same variety on the contact us page.

Now let’s move on to the fun I discovered while trying to decipher this website. Terms of service. Does this now translate to ‘illegal as hell’?

Directly from their guestbook: Name: 16yr
Description: 16yr old male want cam **********(screen name and e-mail deleted for the safety of the minor who has already corrupted his mind with weird fetishism)

Directly from Terms of Service: “The Website is controlled and offered by ShockingTube from its facilities in the United States of America. ShockingTube makes no representations that the ShockingTube Website is appropriate or available for use in other locations.”

All good and dandy, just follow American law, be 18 and make sure it’s legal in your community to view pornographic material. But wait! Do they undermine themselves? Of course, just like all good contracts do!

“You affirm that you are either more than 18 years of age, or an emancipated minor, or possess legal parental or guardian consent, and are fully able and competent to enter into the terms, conditions, obligations, affirmations, representations, and warranties set forth in these Terms of Service, and to abide by and comply with these Terms of Service. In any case, you affirm that you are over the age of 13, as the ShockingTube Website is not intended for children under 13. If you are under 13 years of age, then please do not use the ShockingTube Website—there are lots of other great web sites for you. Talk to your parents about what sites are appropriate for you.”

But wait… you are assuming I’m from America but you think it’s legal for me to view your website at the age of 13? Are you serious? 13? I don‘t even want to view this site and I‘m 20! Or that having parental permission or being emancipated makes it legal to view pornography? Wow! Someone take these boys to law school and teach them how to put together at least a believable contract! Any parent/guardian/adult allowing a minor(even an emancipated minor) access to pornographic material will most likely be put in jail… plus it’s just plain creepy.

And now so you can see just how creepy shockingtube is, and this link should work even without an account and without donating, this man's assholes gets torn open on a stretching dildo. ....is that corn under the head?

Biggest Dildo Ever

If yesterday's monster ape cock didn't do it for you in the size department, this giant dildo might.

This girl wants to have the biggest orgasm ever. Apparently, “Biggest orgasm possible” translates to “I do not want to ever use my vagina again.” The fake doctors holding her while she fucks the biggest dildo ever are my favorite part of the whole video.


What if she really had ruptured something... like her whole body on that thing? Think they could have done a pretend surgery to save her? At least while watching that stretched vagina they wouldn't have gotten hardons.

Monkey Sex and Monster Cock

Want to play dress-up and pretend with a real girl instead of a crossdressing plushie yiff-er? Check out these jungle girls. The girls fuck a monster ape cock - that is definitely not Curious George sex - or something… I’m not really sure what I just watched. Was there supposed to be some kind of pretend story there or was it just a random, really badly done forest? I really wasn't aware that men liked watching jungle women get ravaged by monster apes whose dicks are bigger than the girls' bodies; that's going to be a seriously stretched vagina. Learn something new every day.




Just an FYI, that looks like it's supposed to be a gorilla. Gorillas have two inch penises. Sorry to burst the fantasy bubble, boys. ...or girls. Whose fantasy is this stretched vagina cosplay?