Shemale Fetish Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Street Fighter Porno

Whoever thought Chun Li would serve the shemale fetish crowd? Beyond that, who expected she would be stuffing dildos into her stretched vagina and asshole while having beads stuffed down her pisshole and into her nipples. That's right, right in her nipples.

All while she sucks her own dick.

What the hell? Just, what the hell?




I especially love how shocked Chun Li looks about sucking her own dick and cumming. Did she not realize it was happening?

Fat Fetish with Fruit Fetish

Obesity is funny, especially when the person seems to think they are attractive. Not only does this man have an unhealthy fascination with fucking fruit - and his asshole looks like it is seriously messed up - but his flaps of fat on his ass and legs are black and grey. Seriously, how long do you have to sit on your fat ass every day to make your skin look necrotic?

Weird Hentai Shows

The whole Princess Knight hentai shows thing is apparently really popular, because there are entire batches of these things done. This is the third, and final episode, of the Himekishi Catue show. It's actually pretty weird throughout, this was just the one with an anthro dragon yiff scene which made me laugh so hard.

Once again we have the incest fetish covered as well as gushing cum fountains, stomach inflation, stretched vaginas and assholes, hentai monster sex and much, much more.

Something is really, really wrong with these hentai producers.

Prolapsed Vagina Tutorial

Learn how to prolapse your own asshole! You are taught how to get a prolapsed vagina if you so desire, too! Because what's sexier than getting a prolapse during sex?

Oh right, not having your vagina or asshole fall out during sex. Or maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Whatever. This tutorial made me laugh my ass off... out?

Oh and watch for the part where the woman sticks her nipple into the other woman's prolapsed vagina like she's fucking it. WTF? Just... WTF?

Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Self Fucking Part 2

Okay, so you've learned how to shove your dick up your own ass, but how about getting something else up there too? That's what dildos are for!

Actually, doesn't his dick look seriously mashed up? Are they supposed to look like that? As a vagina-owner I'm not sure if that would hurt, but it makes me cringe. Can someone tell me if penises are supposed to do that?

Been a Weird Pussy Stretching Halloween

Happy Halloween, dear MSFTs!

Another Halloween and you're sitting at home by yourself, pulling your pud to weird porn? It's okay, I knew you'd be here. That's why I came prepared.

I can't read the signature and the site I found this on didn't give credit so if you are the artist or know the artist or can read that signature, let me know and I'll give credit where it's due.

Now, go dream of shoving Jackolanterns up a girl's cunt and leave me alone, you pervs; I have trick-or-treating to do.

Horse Bestiality in Training

I promised you more videos of Goatse and here it is!

As if the ass stretched out big enough to have a head inserted wasn't freaky enough, this guy has a serious horse bestiality fetish! As do his viewers, as they are now requesting uploads of him fucking an actual stallion. Apparently these weirdos have never heard of Mr. Hands.... or they have and are trying to hurry Goatse's demise.

Whatever. Watch and laugh.

Anus Stretching Goatse

You know what's really been missing from this blog of horrifying and creepy fetishes? Goatse. That's right. We have not yet delved into the horror that is goatse. Even the most committed anus stretching perverts cannot compare with the terror that is goatse's manhole.

So today, I present Kirk J; that's Goatse's real name, in case you didn't know. He's into anus stretching, in case that wasn't painfully, and I mean painfully obvious and urination. Oh and probably bestiality, but we'll delve into that later.




He has got to be the most unkinky dirty talk person I have ever seen in my life. "A big penis" is just not something sexy to say.

Rape Fetish Pussy Fisting

This woman is supposedly catering to the rape fetish in people, but I have a really hard time believing its rape since 1. she came prepared with her asshole and pussy lubed and pre-stretched, 2. she's moaning like a $2 whore (ironically, how much she was probably paid for this) and 3. she's smiling at her rapists.

This is a seriously light BDSM fuck, despite how hardcore they're trying to make it seem with their masks and kidnapping her.

Advanced Masturbation Techniques and Bizarre Fisting

I have seen some weird advanced masturbation techniques in my time running this blog. I have also seen some pretty bizarre fisting. Never before have I seen the two combined so seemlessly, except, perhaps, by Max Hardcore (whom I need to introduce you to soon).

This guy actually jerks himself off while fucking her in the ass. That's some serious talent... or creepiness, I'm not really sure.



Does this count as double penetration?

Guro Hentai Torture Cartoons

Sadly, instead of the peace-bringing lesbian warfare, you're much more likely to get this kind of situation.

Even though this is a weird rape fetish, hostage scenario, it was interestingly unique right up until the guy uses the shotgun while it's inside the woman's ass.

I guess if you're into anal gaping stretching, this is your movie!

Bizarre Fisting and Cucumbers

This porn freak, Marcella, takes two cucumbers up her cunt and one guy throwing his cock in the gaping hole alongside them. Poor guy. The cucumbers do not look like they are making her tight enough for it to feel good for him. He might as well just rub his dick on a cucumber and cum on it. It would feel the same.

Highheels Fetish Anal Bizarre

While we're on the topic of gaping and stretching asses, let's take a look at this video. I'm not even sure how to categorize it. So... there is anal and bizarre stuff. There you go.

Self-fisting, a speculum with a baseball bat in it, a high heels fetish and more. I don't even know where to begin with this bizarre fisting and insertion video.

Gaping and Stretching Ass Kicking

After the other day when I wanted to kick my own ass for not posting in a long while, I only managed to find a pussy stretching video with a foot involved. Well, I have now found a proper ass kicking; mind you, I want nothing to do with this type of ass kicking.

Giggle and laugh while you watch that humongous ass gaping and stretching.

Post Valentines Desserts

I waited until after Valentines Day to share these precious desserts because... well it's obviously not Valentines Day desserts that they're using. It is really freaky though and all the leftover Valentines candy I saw at the store made me think about this.

Two late 30's women are dressed up in slutty clothing in childish colors, one of them even looks like that pink haired girl from Lazy Town, and one gets big suckers shoved up her pussy.

Serious pussy stretching going on with candy; I ... never wanted to imagine this at all, but now I do want to laugh at it.




Can you say yeast infection? She will be tomorrow. The yeast will be feasting on those jellybeans stuck in her snatch for days!

Stretched Vagina Foot Fuck

Sorry I haven't posted recently. Life has just been kicking my ass.

Speaking of ass kicking, I'm back with everyone's favorite slut, Belladonna, taking a foot up her... okay it's not quite ass kicking, but that is one stretched vagina and there is definitely a foot involved.

Bonus points for lesbians!

Need more Belladona in your life? I think so.



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Amputee Fetish Sex Two Movies

Amputees need love too!

It just weirds me out that this is a specific fetish, like people fantasize specifically about people who are missing appendages. Do they fantasize about specific appendages missing or will any arm, leg or torso do?

Somehow, the amputee fetish sex still creeps me out less than the girl with a tail.



It gets really weird when they start inserting their stumps into pussies and assholes. I have a weird "Grindhouse" vision here, where instead of a gun attached to her stumpy leg, they attach a dildo. Wouldn't that have been epic?!

If someone used an arm stump to fuck a woman, would it still be considered vagina fisting?

Bizarre Fisting Super Orgy

I received a request for a bizarre fisting video the other day. I was completely baffled by this request. What on Earth would be more bizarre than fisting normally is? I mean, it's already completely weird and unnatural - vaginas and assholes are not supposed to be that stretched and loose.

Then, I encountered this video and I realized what exactly constitutes bizarre fisting.

Bonus weird fetish points for being a very weird super orgy with weird object insertion, too.




What's with the giant Welch's grape juice bottle? Do they even make them that big or was that something the porno people special commissioned just for this super orgy of bizarre fisting and insertions?

I also love how the woman doing the fisting has long, fake fingernails on one hand and normal, short fingernails on the other. We just want to brutalize her stretched vagina, not cut it up with fingernails. Maybe that would also be bizarre fisting; I'll see if I can find it.

Prolapsed Asses are Sexy

Speaking of deformities and sex, your asshole isn't supposed to be inside out, is it? And if it falls out you should probably go to a doctor, or at the least try to push it back in, not play around with it like it's sexy.

I'm a little scared that thing is going to jump out and eat me. It kind of looks like one of those worms from Tremor - you know, the one that was hanging half out of the wall after smashing its head open.

And let's not forget the anal creampie right before the prolapse. You know, if she could do that with her pussy, she wouldn't need birth control! Guy cums inside her, she turns her insides out and wipes it all clean. No babies being made here.

Want more glorious, sexy prolapses, anal fisting, pussy fisting, creampies for both holes and more all around weirdness? Try Club Gape. It's not the weirdest shit I've ever seen, but it is pretty fucking weird. And that woman in the pics, named Ayla Mia, prolapses everytime she's on the site.

Anal Cucumber

Toys or cocks in the ass just don't do it for you? How about vegetables? Watch this girl stuff a cucumber up her ass. Oh, and she's wearing a cat mask too if that does anything for you.


Does that pussy look like an endless tunnel to anyone else? I have never seen such a straight shot straight into someone's vagina... I mean not without a horse speculum involved.


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Are vaginas supposed to be that ashy colored? That thing looks like it needs some serious alligator skin lotion treatment.