Happy Easter, Yiffy Porn Friends

I made today's title specifically for the yiffy porn lovers of the MSFT leagues because I felt bad - not really - about calling you guys fags the other day (once upon a time, that post came before this one. Oops). How dare I malign such a noble group! The fags haven't done anything wrong!

I have never understood the appeal of a man or woman wearing a headband with animal ears on it. How exactly is that sexy? And it's not just the fursuit sex fetish people or the yiffy porn people that like it. Somewhere along the way society told us little girls with animal ears are cute and women with animal ears are sexy.

If someone has some insight into this, let me know.

And in the meantime, you might want to put the Easter eggs out yourself. I'm pretty sure these are the Easter Bunnies getting their tailholes fucked thoroughly. They also keep violating carrots, so if this is your house, you need to throw out the vegetables.

Happy Easter, MSFTs!


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Bizarre Fisting and Cucumbers

This porn freak, Marcella, takes two cucumbers up her cunt and one guy throwing his cock in the gaping hole alongside them. Poor guy. The cucumbers do not look like they are making her tight enough for it to feel good for him. He might as well just rub his dick on a cucumber and cum on it. It would feel the same.

Merry Christmas MSFTs

Christmas special. Frosty needs love too. Furthermore, she’s fucking his carrot nose. Two fetishes in one!

Mystery Vegetable Sex

Maybe vegetables in the ass is just too gay for you. Well, that’s definitely a vegetable of some kind in her pussy… wtf is it? I’m not really a veggie girl, though the look of that thing makes me reconsider.


Mystery Vegetable. What's more perfect for a MSFT?


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Anal Cucumber

Toys or cocks in the ass just don't do it for you? How about vegetables? Watch this girl stuff a cucumber up her ass. Oh, and she's wearing a cat mask too if that does anything for you.


Does that pussy look like an endless tunnel to anyone else? I have never seen such a straight shot straight into someone's vagina... I mean not without a horse speculum involved.


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Are vaginas supposed to be that ashy colored? That thing looks like it needs some serious alligator skin lotion treatment.