Shemale Fetish Advanced Masturbation Techniques: Street Fighter Porno

Whoever thought Chun Li would serve the shemale fetish crowd? Beyond that, who expected she would be stuffing dildos into her stretched vagina and asshole while having beads stuffed down her pisshole and into her nipples. That's right, right in her nipples.

All while she sucks her own dick.

What the hell? Just, what the hell?




I especially love how shocked Chun Li looks about sucking her own dick and cumming. Did she not realize it was happening?

Weird Hentai Shows

The whole Princess Knight hentai shows thing is apparently really popular, because there are entire batches of these things done. This is the third, and final episode, of the Himekishi Catue show. It's actually pretty weird throughout, this was just the one with an anthro dragon yiff scene which made me laugh so hard.

Once again we have the incest fetish covered as well as gushing cum fountains, stomach inflation, stretched vaginas and assholes, hentai monster sex and much, much more.

Something is really, really wrong with these hentai producers.

Prolapsed Vagina Tutorial

Learn how to prolapse your own asshole! You are taught how to get a prolapsed vagina if you so desire, too! Because what's sexier than getting a prolapse during sex?

Oh right, not having your vagina or asshole fall out during sex. Or maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Whatever. This tutorial made me laugh my ass off... out?

Oh and watch for the part where the woman sticks her nipple into the other woman's prolapsed vagina like she's fucking it. WTF? Just... WTF?

Been a Weird Pussy Stretching Halloween

Happy Halloween, dear MSFTs!

Another Halloween and you're sitting at home by yourself, pulling your pud to weird porn? It's okay, I knew you'd be here. That's why I came prepared.

I can't read the signature and the site I found this on didn't give credit so if you are the artist or know the artist or can read that signature, let me know and I'll give credit where it's due.

Now, go dream of shoving Jackolanterns up a girl's cunt and leave me alone, you pervs; I have trick-or-treating to do.

Rape Fetish Pussy Fisting

This woman is supposedly catering to the rape fetish in people, but I have a really hard time believing its rape since 1. she came prepared with her asshole and pussy lubed and pre-stretched, 2. she's moaning like a $2 whore (ironically, how much she was probably paid for this) and 3. she's smiling at her rapists.

This is a seriously light BDSM fuck, despite how hardcore they're trying to make it seem with their masks and kidnapping her.

How to do Nipple Pumping

Have you ever wanted nipples that looked like an entire roll of quarters stacked on top of each other? ....no? Well, have you ever wanted to have sex with a woman who had nipples like that!? ....still no? Well, damn. How about laugh at a woman whose pumped nipples look like that? I'm onto something now, aren't I?

Good, good. Well, this video will show how to do nipple pumping and you can get a good laugh or a good jerk off, whichever. It's up to you.




This video covers a more advanced nipple pumping technique, which include the use of saline. The saline will eventually dissolve into the tissue and work its way out of the body so this is still only temporary. It is a great addition to BDSM needle play with nipple pumping though.

Buy your own nipple pumping tool today and you can work your way up to Vinam and Chim's level of freaky.

Or just give it as a gag gift. You know you want to!

P.S. If you recognized those nasty looking vaginal piercings then good for you. This woman was featured in a few previous posts, including a peehole play and cervix penetration video.

Gyno Exam with Clean Enemas

All I could think after he started with the bizarre anal speculuming was 'oh my God, that woman's peehole is huge!

Does that make me weird? Maybe it makes me jaded. Though you'd think after all those peehole play videos I've seen I wouldn't be affected by large urethras. Maybe it's because hers, along with her whole pussy, looks so dry. It makes me think of someone masturbating completely dry. Why would you do that?! It must hurt so bad!

And why does that fake doctor keep blowing air up her asshole and pussy? What kind of fake gyno exam is this!?

Bizarre Fisting and Cucumbers

This porn freak, Marcella, takes two cucumbers up her cunt and one guy throwing his cock in the gaping hole alongside them. Poor guy. The cucumbers do not look like they are making her tight enough for it to feel good for him. He might as well just rub his dick on a cucumber and cum on it. It would feel the same.

Post Valentines Desserts

I waited until after Valentines Day to share these precious desserts because... well it's obviously not Valentines Day desserts that they're using. It is really freaky though and all the leftover Valentines candy I saw at the store made me think about this.

Two late 30's women are dressed up in slutty clothing in childish colors, one of them even looks like that pink haired girl from Lazy Town, and one gets big suckers shoved up her pussy.

Serious pussy stretching going on with candy; I ... never wanted to imagine this at all, but now I do want to laugh at it.




Can you say yeast infection? She will be tomorrow. The yeast will be feasting on those jellybeans stuck in her snatch for days!

Stretched Vagina Foot Fuck

Sorry I haven't posted recently. Life has just been kicking my ass.

Speaking of ass kicking, I'm back with everyone's favorite slut, Belladonna, taking a foot up her... okay it's not quite ass kicking, but that is one stretched vagina and there is definitely a foot involved.

Bonus points for lesbians!

Need more Belladona in your life? I think so.



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Peehole Play and Cervix Stretching

If female peehole play alone isn't enough for you, I have a very weird BDSM clip for you today. Today we'll be mixing peehole sounding with cervix play and cervix stretching. She has giant piercings, tied to string, holding her floppy pussy lips open, and there's some speculum play with the cervix penetration. This is the same woman from the stretched vagina orgasming video. She is definitely a kinky freak and this is not the last we'll be seeing of her.

I'm pretty sure cervix penetration scars your insides up; I also just can't imagine it feels good. There's a reason having a baby hurts and dilating the cervix takes so long. cervix penetration with speculum holding her open.



My vagina just aches watching this. And I don't mean good, moist aching. I mean, gasping and holding my vagina kind of like men do when they get kicked in the balls. I imagine the pain in my ovaries from watching this is about similar.

Stretched Vagina Orgasming

A speculum shows the contractions of the cervix while a woman uses a vibrator on her clit. Those pussy lips are being held open by some seriously stretched out vaginal piercings with string tied through them.

Bizarre Fisting Super Orgy

I received a request for a bizarre fisting video the other day. I was completely baffled by this request. What on Earth would be more bizarre than fisting normally is? I mean, it's already completely weird and unnatural - vaginas and assholes are not supposed to be that stretched and loose.

Then, I encountered this video and I realized what exactly constitutes bizarre fisting.

Bonus weird fetish points for being a very weird super orgy with weird object insertion, too.




What's with the giant Welch's grape juice bottle? Do they even make them that big or was that something the porno people special commissioned just for this super orgy of bizarre fisting and insertions?

I also love how the woman doing the fisting has long, fake fingernails on one hand and normal, short fingernails on the other. We just want to brutalize her stretched vagina, not cut it up with fingernails. Maybe that would also be bizarre fisting; I'll see if I can find it.

Vagina Fisting by Nuns

Two nuns sucking off a... priest? And then demonstrating some boring vagina fisting skills. At least the triple anal penetration girl made noise like she was alive... even though we all know sex industry workers are dead inside already.

“For it is the cock of Christ, respect it as you would His own.”

“And why do we need to do vagina fisting, Father?”

“Because Christ has premature ejaculation problems, but wishes the brides of God to practice proper pussy stretching.”


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I know you’re playing nuns, but come on! This is the most boring vagina fisting I have ever seen. Move a little, you cold fish!

Maybe they do this out of habit. Nuns in habits. Get it? Ugh. I need to stop with the jokes.

Just as a side note, watching this video reminded me how much I hate uncircumcised cock. It looks like a sausage trying to escape the wrapper.

eFukt Stretched Vagina Fisting

I was going to do a post, and I had planned to do this from the very day I started this blog, about how much I love(d) efukt.com. Don’t get me wrong, I do love it, but I haven’t been there in many, many months now. Why? Maybe because I’ve been busy with this and other things, but I doubt it - because really, who’s too busy for a good laugh; a MSFT always has time to laugh at bad porn. I lost interest because I realized the selection on efukt.com is rather limited and the owner repeats posts very often.

I have yet to resort to doing such a thing, granted this is all still rather young to me. But trust me, with all the weird stuff I’ve seen I don’t think I’ll ever run out of material.


I guess… well efukt will always have a special place in my heart, but it’s lost its place in my bookmarks. I hope my MSFTs will find some joy though. The owner of Efukt and I apparently have similar taste, because while looking through it today to find something to promote along with the site, I found the animatronic pony video I posted very early on in the blog - I hadn’t even seen it over there until now.

Great minds or something like that.

What I did find that I wanted to share, because I haven’t been able to find this anywhere else, is this insanely stretched vagina with double vagina fisting! I have seen many loose pussies in my days, but this pussy could be a fucking airport! This woman definitely needs a new button but I'm not sure if the pink on it is the problem.

Enjoy MSFTs!

Mystery Vegetable Sex

Maybe vegetables in the ass is just too gay for you. Well, that’s definitely a vegetable of some kind in her pussy… wtf is it? I’m not really a veggie girl, though the look of that thing makes me reconsider.


Mystery Vegetable. What's more perfect for a MSFT?


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Biggest Dildo Ever

If yesterday's monster ape cock didn't do it for you in the size department, this giant dildo might.

This girl wants to have the biggest orgasm ever. Apparently, “Biggest orgasm possible” translates to “I do not want to ever use my vagina again.” The fake doctors holding her while she fucks the biggest dildo ever are my favorite part of the whole video.


What if she really had ruptured something... like her whole body on that thing? Think they could have done a pretend surgery to save her? At least while watching that stretched vagina they wouldn't have gotten hardons.

Monkey Sex and Monster Cock

Want to play dress-up and pretend with a real girl instead of a crossdressing plushie yiff-er? Check out these jungle girls. The girls fuck a monster ape cock - that is definitely not Curious George sex - or something… I’m not really sure what I just watched. Was there supposed to be some kind of pretend story there or was it just a random, really badly done forest? I really wasn't aware that men liked watching jungle women get ravaged by monster apes whose dicks are bigger than the girls' bodies; that's going to be a seriously stretched vagina. Learn something new every day.




Just an FYI, that looks like it's supposed to be a gorilla. Gorillas have two inch penises. Sorry to burst the fantasy bubble, boys. ...or girls. Whose fantasy is this stretched vagina cosplay?